h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And are you volunteering to get him out again when he gets stuck?

what, the image of me stuck in a swimming pool?

"..and I should make entirely clear that odo has never seen me have a bath. She is merely correctly speculating from my height..."


I would also like to point out that i've never been any where near Egon's bath. In fact I've never been North of York! Having met him I just know it wouldn't be possible for him to fold in a manner that would enable him to do anything with his knees unless he was double jointed.

Ok, so my father always has problems when he goes away with fitting into baths, and he's shorter than Egon.

I think I've now reached the bottom of this hole!!! You can either hand me a ladder, or I'll start tunneling sideways and I'll take you all down with me.

Well, you did say you were a particularly long Egon

Well, if you get stuck in the swimming pool, that'd probably be because you went in the kiddy pool.

I might get jammed in a jacuzzi.

Odo- you're number 2 on the busiest conversations list thanks to this crap!

I saw a bit on television once, about some guy who got his...


who got stuck in the outside jacuzzi.

Here's a handy tip for us blokes when we use Finnish saunas - always sit on a !

The question is can odo keep it up from down in that deep, deep hole of hers?

Ooh, matron!!


It was actually an American sauna.

I always think of saunas as swedish.

It can’t be!!!!!

I pity any poor lurkers who unwarily make there way in here.

Mind you it makes up for the Shakespearian debate that was taking place in another one of my journals earlier.

They might actually like it.

The thought of being trapped in a sauna that way? No thankyou!

I can't vouch for their preferences.

Well...would you? Especially if you'd gone in there alone so there was no way out!!!

*passes Odo ladder*


*mental images will not go away*

It's alright for you ladies - you can't get stuck in saunas in this particular way!