h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

…Or more accurately on the outside of the bathroom ceiling window. It looks like a large muddy has been sitting on the window light sunbathing. Oh well, I’ll just have to wait for the drought to come and wash the marks off now.

Could it be someone washed their slippers??

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That would also explain the crusty mess in the bath then!!!

Is this going to turn into another blue tac incident?

Could be!

It seems we may have a new religion to rival NIGHTHOOVER

Founded on his slippers!!!

I hope you'll consider forming the 'order of the clothes peg' to rund alongside this slipper worship.

It seems to be called Church of the Smelly Slipper and the new prophet (or is that profit) seems to be B.. or is was until he reappeared and was told to sssshhhh..

So any devine message is coming from the fumes, rather than a spoken word then.

Will I ever get him to wash his feet again?

At least have him wash them before the wedding in August!

oh! your has piggy digging cowplex.

Only an imaginary pheloxi, we can't have a real one in the house or the pigs would quickly become a snack for it.

* lil at that thought*

I think you did not get the point

it is real a with a digging piggy complex. it is psychologic.

I want to know who Strange Mark is and what the Hell is he doing in our bathroom?

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Traveller in Time looking at the window
"They are the marks of the divine slipper.

Come and worship the whoolly footprints of the Whoolly slippers "

Oh, they're not wooly.

Neither of our are named "Mark", strange or otherwise. And they have been thoroughly trained to wipe they footses very well before mincing about on sky-lights and other such things.

How do you train a to wipe it's feet?

Oh, it's a very complicated 14-step process. Obviously starting with the notion that we are only their staff. There-after, convincing them that we are indeed serving their higher needs takes much effort. One day, I may send you the training manual. It is very extensive, covering many difficult training ideas.

I could have sworne I'd never been in your bathroom.... but evidence suggests otherwise.... Must be my fault