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I crashed my car this morning. (not the new one, the blue one)

Not hurt, but not very happy about it...



The most annoying thing is, if I was to ask you what the most obvious female/blonde/dipstick thing to do and end up crashing your car and what into, I'm sure one of you would get it right.

Answers on a postcard..

oh dear

Is it a write-off then?

And i hope you're getting plenty of n s..just cos you're not injured doesn't mean you're not in shock..

Oh Genie...

The important thing is that you're ok. Cars are just *things*. Thay can be replaced - you can't.

dudes, I was so yesterday, more infuriated with my own stupidity..... I'm still waiting for the crash repair people to call me back with the estimate to fix the damage...

I'm very nervous...

hope you is doing ok.

Try not to worry

I know thats easier said that done!

As long as your ok,

Is the car badly damaged? just body work damage?

Can i ask what happened?

'Can I ask what happened'

you *could* ask....

but as I said if you think of those most silly thing I could have done that was so stereotypical of women drivers you'll gue anyway!

The car is *just* drivable, which is good because I'm not quite sure what I would do without it!





.....my ribs hurt... but that was an unrelated stupid thing that happened...

Somebody just put me out of my misery???!!

checking your make-up?

Turned left instead of right?

fixing your hair in the mirror,
and you hit a wall?

Nope...

Keep going, you'll get it....

well my second guess after make up checking would've been arse watching..

n i'm not grumpy! just a little down/sensitive/paranoid that everyone else is grumpy with 'me'!

Nope, no *rse watching...

think more of the actual driving than the cause....

ummmm well i can't drive so i wouldn't know what was nobby n what wasn't

tried to go forward while the car was in reverse gear?

Nope, but I was in reverse....

Failed to open garage door - or failed to close driver's door.