h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh yes, I haven't given a thought to tomorrow yet

Enjoy this evening and glow in the memory of today.I bet Alex has sweet dreams tonight

for Alex!

for Coral!

Thanks all

Communion.....think I have done that, sorta. Might not be the same thing, though.
I went to a church a few weeks ago and they had communion. They called us up a couple at a time (cause there were two people doing it) and dipped a wafer (looked and tasted like paper) in grape juice and put it on our tongues. Then she huddled three of us up in prayer for a moment and I didn't dare chew the thing up out of respect. So, on my way back to my seat I tried to do it but the thing had stuck to the roof of my mouth.
I'm just glad I've given up on christianity, now. No offense to anyone, but I really think it's a crock o'crap. If that's your thing, great, but KEEP IT AWAY FROM ME!!!

That is holy communion, in the Catholic Church the first time you have communion it's a big celebration. have a look at the pics if you want

I did, Alex looked wonderful in them. A very proud moment, I'm sure.

It was indeed

Religeon is a great thing, as long as you don't stick it where it doesn't belong.

It was all her own doing, she wanted to do it, with no persuading from me

That's great. I had a friend at my old school who was a christian. Never had a problem with him. It's people who go up to you and try to convert you that really piss me off. What it boils down to is that they say 'I'm right, you're wrong in every conceivable way, let me tell you about how little you know.'

Oh yeah those peole are a nightmare, for some odd reason the Jehovah's Witnesses don't bother knocking on our door, I think they got the hint after we spent 3 months being rude to them

Heehee. A friend of mine let them in one morning after a succesfull party. Bottles of booze everyware and people passed out on the furniture.

Did you get the "The wages of sin is death" speech

Nope. I only got visited once, and they asked if I ever thought about god. Wich I do, so I said so. I didn't feel the need to add that I don't think he exists, so they gave me some silly booklets and went away again.

Good for you

A friend of mine had one who stuck his foot between the door. That one was last seen limping down the street.

the "sticking your foot in the door"-trick usually ends up like that unless you have the right shooes

The door did have a anti-burglar strip that was kind of sharp...

If someone does that to me I slam the door on their foot, some bloke was at the door trying to flog home improvements as I wasn't the home owner he wouldn't talk to me so I said I'd get mum (who is the home owner), we left him on the doorstep, he soon got the hint