h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I like wind ups

so do I

stand by for action Friday night, message being sent to our noisey friends

I see, I'm in for a rough night then

got some earplugs

I've got an o0n going pranking circle with a man/woman who I've never met.

I accidently spilt coke on his locker, He broke into my locker and filled it with rubbish,I robbed a master key and filled a rubber glove with talcum powder and rigged it up in a certain way (to long to explain)and shot it out into his face,then he......etc.

a touch of superglue,only a touch in keyhole, can't be seen, but can't open locker

*gets out note book and starts to jot this down*

Oh wait i ready blew his/her lock half off with a fire cracker thing............good times....that was after that panda mauled me.....no wait I tell a lie I dreamed that.

also Rosehip seed pods, break them open and the 'hair' surrounding the seeds is highly itchy if it gets on your skin, they're too small to see and a shower is the only way to stop itching, each itch spreads them all over

You are EVIL,EVIL with a capital E and spoken with a german accent.


EEEEVVVIIILLL

I myself like evil,so have you ever put a load of stink bombs (childish but effective) into a locker in such away that they all fall out when the door is open.

Or set up a slingshot that shots a rotten egg at the person who opens the door.....classic *Wipes away a tear* classic!

where I used to work,in the chemical industry, the smell of a stink bomb would be like roses

Raw chillies rubs in boxer shorts

not!

pretty much anything, replaced with deep heat

With the chillies in the boxer shorts, a friend of mine told me about a girl he worked with suspected her boyfriend was knocking off someone else so the rubbed the inside of raw chillies in his boxer shorts, which caused itching in him and his bit on the side, they both accused eachother of having a 'social disease'

You know the old saying "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"

or the other classic, 'Hell hath no fury like a delusional woman with psychopathic tendances' or what about 'Women, can't live with them and you can't kill them'

Marriage is an institution, Lunatic institution

can't print what my ex wasbut professionals get paid