h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My absolute will be just in time for Christmas and My ex will get a claim for his part of the costs just in time for the festive season and now the silly fool (Not allowed to say Richard-Head anymore Bad girl, slap wrist) has a lowley paid job in a petrol station, I can sit back and laugh

Happy is always relative. Each circumstance having it's own 'personal' glow and moment, eh? My first marriage wasn't bad, in that in truth it lasted about 16 months. It was the next 5 or so years that were very painful, ugly at times, and the hardest part was knowing that my baby was caught in the middle of it all.

Coral, its "Richard Cranium"petrol station and driving ban, very apt

I think it was the only job he could get as his girlfriend works there too

aw! poor deartough it!, could be worse

Well you know what they say about making beds

when I was 17, I was in a hospital near Hull, op on spine, one nurse, who was a battleaxewhen she said afternoon nap, you daren't open your eyes, but she was the only one(truth)who could make you comfy in bad

One of my friends is lucky enough that he gets alimony from his exwife as she earns way more than he did so after his divorce finalised, earlier this year, he started saving up his wages and she's paying for hime to go live in Thailand for a bit.

I was thinking of going into divorce photography, you get loads of wedding photographers, but surely people might want pics of the happyday when their divorce finaly comes through.

I got nothing, kids got and still get nothing and neither of the 3 of us wanted anything anyway

I've given up trying to get money out of my ex and at the moment I'M the biggest earner

lends a couple of bob, I'll see you right when I get me glasses

He once offered to take Alex on holiday with his then girlfriend and her kids and then had the brass nerve to ask me for 500 quid to pay for it

I know what you'd have said (putting it politely)

I did refuse yes

Good heavens, Reef, don't use a negative word such as 'refuse'. The patrol might nab it.

*Mutter Mutter fubber naberl firkin ruppy nager frupping lurkers*

Hmmmm, I don't know any more whether to refer to some folks as my Guardian Angels, the Nanny Patrol, or the Ninny Patrol.

How about the 'Teachers or Italics Pet'

No, that couldn't be it. Remember? There are no preferred persons, and other such meaningless drivel.

Well that's the official line anyway