h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just hung out the washing and lying there at the bottom of the machine was a wet newly washed £5 note.

Dilemma - it could be his, should I dry it out and leave it where the mantle peice used to be for him in the morning,

OR

Should I just dry it out and put it in my purse, it could be mine too?

Oh now it comes out, you're a moneylaunderer, No wonder you can afford exotic thatched cottages in the wild of wassaname.

Sure we're all into something over here

Couldn't get me a barrel of guinness by any chance, i seem to have.......erm, ......mislaid the last one.

Wouldn't touch the stuff - like drinking an oil slick

Oh my head on red wine, next morning it feels like a horse has kicked me in the head......and pooped in my mouth for good measure.

Let me know if there's too munch information in any of my postings won't you?

Still, back on topic. Are you going to do the right thing by your man...........steady, i meant returning the £5

It could be mine you know - only name on it is Ulster Bank.

If it was left in the pocket of his jeans - he doesn't know its there now does he............

Never miss it then

You could try the double bluff;

"Hey there you hunky sex god, i found this £5 note in your pocket so i used it as a deposit on my new Ferrari.........now if you'd just like to sign this direct debit to clear up the balance........."

Just a few problems with that....................

If I got past the first 6 words I'd know theres a triple bluff going on somewhere

and it would probably cost me an arm and a leg

and could result in sudden death of one of us

and last one standing keeps it all

and it probably wouldn't be me...................

so least said and all that - think the fivers mine

Your solution does have the beauty of simplicity to it, out and out thievery

I'm off to now Fizzy, chatting to you has been......real. I will be following the fiver dilema with great interest, and checking to see if you get overtaken by a wave of honesty.

Nighty night for now

There's a much easier solution to your fiver dilemma.

You could just send it to me and be done with it

buy yourself something pretty

Well, problem solved.....

Came clean about it (pardon the pun)

and he said.....

"Sure hold on to it I got £43 on Saturdays lottery"!!!!

So we're both rich now.......

An honest woman........ and i thought i'd seen everything

But then you wouldn't be a man unless you thought you'd seen/knew everything

Was there ever a doubt that we're all seeing and all knowing?

Never any doubt that you 'believe' you're all seeing/all knowing......

slight difference