This is a Journal entry by Tonsil Revenge (PG)

I thought I might just sit down and think.

Post 1

Tonsil Revenge (PG)

I thought I was going to go apply for a job today. I didn't.
I thought I was going to vacuum today. I didn't.
I thought I was going to take a spanner to the novel today. I didn't.
I thought I was going to make the child clean her room today. I didn't.
What I did do was fart around for three hours trying to figure out why all my web pages became three sizes too big and all my help script was three sizes too small. One thing I had to have help for from a person. I asked two, but only one knew. The other thing I fixed in just the same I'd messed it up, by accident.
Incompetence is not a lack of confidence
It's a lack of knack
I'm not as dense as my mom insists
with her usual lack of tact
I'm just a fellow who lists
when he should have tacked.


I thought I might just sit down and think.

Post 2

Tonto BA (Hons)

A day well spent me thinks! smiley - smiley


I thought I might just sit down and think.

Post 3

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

It's the thought that counts...smiley - winkeye
smiley - biggrin

p.s. Now you've found h2g2 you won't get ~any~ work done!
smiley - biggrin


I thought I might just sit down and think.

Post 4

Tonto BA (Hons)

And you'll dream about it to! smiley - smiley


I thought I might just sit down and think.

Post 5

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

Still, at least you'll have something to do while you're suffering from insomnia!
smiley - sleepy


I thought I might just sit down and think.

Post 6

Tonto BA (Hons)

If you ever go to bed!!! smiley - smiley


I thought I might just sit down and think.

Post 7

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

smiley - yikes
I'm not that bad!
Although I know a man who is!
smiley - biggrin


I thought I might just sit down and think.

Post 8

Tonto BA (Hons)

Does his name begin with O by any chance? smiley - smiley


I thought I might just sit down and think.

Post 9

Tonto BA (Hons)

Does his name begin with O by any chance? smiley - smiley


I thought I might just sit down and think.

Post 10

Tonsil Revenge (PG)

How clairvoyant of Tonto! yes, I'm starting to dream in h2g2. The URL crawl across the bottom of my desktop was across the bottom of my dream this evening. How disturbing. I've often gone to work in my sleep so that when I wake up and find it's all been a dream I have to go to work, looking over my shoulder for the things that attacked me in my dream!
How I long for the good old days when the worst thing I could dream about was appearing in my underwear in public.


I thought I might just sit down and think.

Post 11

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

smiley - smiley
Or even worse, dreaming that you are walking down the street naked!
smiley - yikes

Yes, Tonto, his name does begin with an "O"smiley - biggrin


I thought I might just sit down and think.

Post 12

Tonsil Revenge (PG)

I always kind of liked that one. I've never been a big fan of underwear.


I thought I might just sit down and think.

Post 13

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

smiley - biggrin

You're a closet naturist!smiley - smiley


I thought I might just sit down and think.

Post 14

Tonsil Revenge (PG)

Closet? I don't need no stinkin' closet!


I thought I might just sit down and think.

Post 15

Tefkat

Isn't it awful spending a whole day at work and then waking up and realising you were dreaming and have to go and spend ANOTHER one there straight away!! smiley - ill

Fort you sed you liked lingery?


I thought I might just sit down and think.

Post 16

Tonsil Revenge (PG)

Yes, but only on other people.


I thought I might just sit down and think.

Post 17

Tefkat

Shouldn't knock what you haven't tried. smiley - devilsmiley - biggrin


I thought I might just sit down and think.

Post 18

Tonsil Revenge (PG)

As Tom Selleck puts it in 'Quigley Down Under',"I didn't say I didn't know how use one."


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