h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes. Its my birthday. Why am i not more excited? Your guess is as good as mine.

A year older, a year closer to death. I'm too young to be thinking like that. Next year I'm sleeping in.

...yay...you're finally 18...and you know what that means...




































that's right!
You can no longer steal stuff and get away with a less severe punishment...

Happy birthday EC!!!!
I've brought you a just in case
you get visitors.

to use an old fashioned Brit phrase,

'Many happy returns'

In the UK, 18 is full adulthood and you can go to pubs and drink alcohol. I know US states have different rules and you say you don't drink anyway. But here's a I know you like that , and

seriously Evil, happy birthday, and try not to think of too much. Being born means we pay by dying....as they say 'there's no such thing as a free lunch!'

as I'm in a philosophical mood...and it is a special occation...I shall break out with my good ol' philosophical rantings...

there is no such thing as a free lunch only if you think about it along one line...if you think of it on two, seperate, lines of thought, *you* can have a relatively (meaning in relation to yourself)
free lunch at the expense of another individual...I know it sound immoral...but I just said it was plausable not correct...

Well as i mentioned i woke up ealier today then i would have liked. Coupled with the fact that i'm still in the middle of exam week and all the graduation fuss its just not feeling special.

I guess i just don't feel different. But don't worry about that death thingy. I've never been one to focus on it. Right now i'll focus on the cake.

Good for you!!
I don't tell myself that I'm getting older...
I just tell myself that I know more than I
did last year!!

Eh. Happy birthday to me then. And now: CAKE!

Well have this one then!!

Thats what i was aiming for.

well help yourself then *shovesover to EC*

Thanks. While i eat it i'll share some depressing poetry:

"Darkness enshrouds my soul like a dark enshrouding shroud, leaving me to endure that darkest of all possible fates... MY MOM NOT LETTING ME PUT GRAVEL IN THE BLENDER."

http://ozyandmillie.org/2005/om20050121.html

...instairagesting...

you always say that.

induvitably...

misspelled i'm afraid.

no...it's a Marvin the Martian word...he says it alot...it's suposed to be undoubtedly...

I don't think theres actually a v in it. Just another b.

no...I pretty sure there is a 'v'

but anywho...


Standing in a pasture eatin'grass and hay
You know that's pretty much my day
'Cause I'm a cow
Moo moo moo

Don't mind the rain; don't care about the mud
Stand in the grass and chew my cud
'Cause I'm a cow
Moo moo moo

Now if ya like ice cream, yogert, or butter
Better get down there and pull on my udder
Gotta admit it doesn't sound like fun
But it beats being put on a h*mburger bun

Live on the farm don't go very far
You can see me when you drive by in your car
'Cause I'm a cow
Moo moo moo

Come in brown and black and white
Make a lot of noise but I sure don't bite
'Cause I'm a cow
Moo moo moo

Make my way to the barn when the evening comes
I kinda like that tune that the farmer hums
While he's pitching hey
Sure hope he's going to, pitch some my way

Got real short hair and'm as smooth as silk
Whole lotta people like to drink my milk
'Cause I'm a cow
Moo moo moo

Now bein' a cow ain't all that grand
But ya gotta admit it keeps ya close to the land
'Cause I'm a cow

Was back then and I still am now
'Cause I'm a cow
Moo moo moo

Very nice. Oh and supermoo? its been too long since our last invasion. Pick out a couple of targets for us to mull over after the last exams.