h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What are you complaining about? You got yours! ... Eventually.

I'm not complaining, I'm bugging you.

Hey EC you want some of this bug spray? it's a bit cheap and probably extremely toxic, but screw the environment, what's it ever done for you eh?

...hmmm... *kicks TB in the shins, both of them*

Can we get back to what's really important? You know, pledging to buy whatever dreck I eventually manage to put on a t-shirt?

I have a t-shirt design I made, unfortunately it uses a copyrighted character so I can't produce and/or sell them

Same here except mine used an portmanteau of the word Disney (ZOMG COPYRIGHTED) and another word. I might tell you all about it sometime. It would have made a hilarious t-shirt.

I want to know about a hilarious t-shirt!

Weeeeeeeeeeell, me and a couple friends from school went to Disney (Magical Kingdom) for Easter weekend. We spent nearly sixteen hours there full of fun, hijinxs, sugar, ice cream with sugar, and caffiene. At the end, I collapsed in the car back to college, worn out from a day full of walking and sitting and et cetera.

At this point, I threw my arms into the air, yelled "DISNEYGASM" and fell unconscious.

I thought about putting the phrase and an drawing of a disney ride on a tshirt but darn copyright laws spite me.

That's a fantastic story!

Yes. And since I own the copyright to it, you now owe me two dollars

I'll send it via carrier pigeon.

Something is suspicious about that but whatever.

Do you accept monopoly money?

That I do not.

How about fake money that I tell you is real.

But you just told me that you weren't going to tell me its fake. Therefore I know it's fake!

But how do you know that I'm not sending you real money that I say is real? What if I was lying about it being fake so you wouldn't want it and I could keep it?

*vacant expression*

Nevermind, my carrier pigeon just quit to get a cushy management job. You'll have to pick up the two dollars yourself.