h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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You have now concluded the tour of EvilClaw's latest comic. Please feel free to visit the gift shop.

Gift shop? Where?! Need to buy something...

I eventually plan to exploit you suckers and sell Evil Army t-shirts.

I hope they're expensive enough.

Huh?

The t-shirts I mean. It would be wrong to sell them for too little money. Gift shops are supposed to sell useless stuff for much money, aren't they?

Yeah they are. But as a potential consumer it doesn't make sense for you to tell me to charge more money.

Yes, but as a consumer I say: what is expensive has to be valuable; cheap things can't be any good. You see?

Hmm... you are wise in the ways of business.

I know

Teach me of wise one.

What exactly shall I teach you? You now already know that expensive is always better than cheap... but not too expensive because people still have to have the possibility to buy it.

What else do you know?

Hmm... oh! You should always remember: people are stupid.
And when you want to sell something you should put some glittery stuff on it, they seem to like it.

Glittery stuff. Alright. Should I also say that its a once in a lifetime deal?

Yes, of course! And you should give them an extra. Something they think they get for free but in fact is already included in the price of the first item.

hello ...is this shop open for busin...oooooh nice t-shirt! And so glittery! How much how much how much?