h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Or that Jesus isn't white like so many pictures of him show?

Yeah, yeah that's the one.

The Discovery channel already had a show about that.

Yeah, Happy Valentine's Day.
}Bah- Humbugger!{
Bah ham!
__ Bum ?

Happy burger day? I'll take it!

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! *here insert a 1960s Batman television show-esque thematic transition.*

When they had that for the episode of the Family Guy that had a pope in it, I was laughing.

Po~pe!

Ees a stoo-pid hat!

I wish I had a pope hat. All I've got is a rice pickers/black mage hat.

You could make one! Do you have construction paper?

I'm lucky, "'cuz (in imitation of Adam Sandler sans/C. The Water Boy) my momma [she] said..."
No, actually, one Halloween () she helped me make this cool hat that had a series of 90 & 45 degree angle bends in/to it.
It was fun...

I have no construction! ... paper!

You know, the one where Peter's dad kept telling everyone that he thought they were going to H*ll?
That's it; that's the one.