h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Mayhap indeed.

Lookit the fun you be missin' out on in 'Off-Shoot:' EC... : A8965849
*Rubs it in summore... }poke! poke{*

Ow!

"Hamm-Er-Ball!"
*serves the ball*
}ThwAcK!{

Ow! My other eye!

"No, not that type of ball. Besides," "Hammers used in hammerball are gigantic headed long-handled wooden mallets... much too big for a little eye - you see."
: " 'Zis ees all veryk simplug really..."

Ow! My ignorance!

"Not ignorane... ignore-ance..."
: "Eie guut it, vaery fuuny."
Oh-hoho. *s in near-incomprehensible accent*

Um... __________ Um...
No comment. Vs. No condiment.
__________ _________

I'm not available for condiment.

*Good, because being smeared on things from little packets sounds wrong*

. . . .

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<--- "skull- packets! --->
, see what I mean?
// + ?

... Or not.
Oh well, *Shrugs*

*sneaks through looking vague and uninterested*

*whistle*

But obviously not very sly...

I just remembered something... Shouldn't I be getting a badge for winning the first trivia contest???

No. You got a point. Unless you'd rather have a badge.