h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Where'd the "and" go?

*Shrugs*
Good question...
Might have gotten rent through a portal between the dimensions of space-time
*Shuddders whilst -ing @ the same time*

Cursed space-time.

*It was a mistake to think you can solve any major problems with potatoes* -DNA, Life, The Universe and Everything.
*I rest my case.*

...another good kitty name would be Hepzibah....

of some peculiar reason not unfrequently used in wild west movies

*shrugs*
"..."
}sigh{


It's still AM here (where I am).
@ feeling still.

I personally like the name "Graymalkin" for a cat.

Fuzzball, anyone?
No not really... (though that is an affectionate niockname that Thorn has for one of his mother's 2 s).

The Claw scorns "cute" names for cats. Those just encourage people to treat the poor beasts as toys.

One of dragon princess´ is named Ishta, after the Babylon War Goddess... she´s a real carntankerous kitty...no one messes around with her..

: "Poor beasts?"
Moody little s -who think'at they own everyone (& everything) else around them's more-like-it if'n yeh ask me...

" Dogs think they´re human
Cats know they´re gods"

*Shrugs, laughingly agreeing.*

Gods, ehhhhhh?


... WORSHIP MEH!

[Enter he confused priest]:
"Who is this esoteric 'Meh'? Your cultus is heretofore unheard of before to us."
*Holds up an idle of a little smirking w/it's frontpaws extended, claws out*
"Will you sign this,- for "the brotherhood"?"

Which brotherhood? I only have one brother and I've never seen him in a hood.

*Confused ,the robed and cowl-hooded seeming folks all try to take in EvilClaws wisdom while bowing and "OhhMing" and stuff*

Well, I can sacrifice the leftovers from dinner....

... This is definitely weirdery.

*Nods*
"Wyrd, isn't it?"