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Big floppy dogs and small yappy dogs.
Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Started conversation Feb 9, 2002
Dogs.
They come in two types.
You get big floppy happy-go-lucky type dogs, who are a bit dim and foolish but generally quite ok.
And
You get small uptight yappy little b*****ds that bite your ankles.
Many of us take this for granted.
We go to work, eat lunch, come home, watch telly, go to bed.
Never give it a second thought.
But, this situation is purely the result of random genetics.
Imagine it was the other way around..
Imagine dogs came in these types:
Small floppy happy-go-lucky types
and
Big uptight yappy large b**t**ds that bite your ankles.
Ponder that, and don't mention Darwin.
Or Napoleon.
Or Barbara Woodhouse.
Actually, whatever happened to Barbara Woodhouse?
Did she used to go home to her big mansion and sit down in a huge chair and wonder why, when she had devoted her life to giving dogs a sense of security and purpose, that she had random chaos and dog food adds to cope with?
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