h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

In my current country of residence, the police like to put big stickers on cars. The stickers say, in big letters, "Police aware". If a car hasn't moved for three weeks and has a broken window and no hub caps, the police will come along and put one of these stickers on it. Then, I guess they go back to their offices and sit back and proudly think to themselves,
"Well, now everyone knows we are aware of that car. We spotted it. We became aware of it. We are aware of it. And we have told the world. Job done."
This is all well and good, but what happens if they start getting over excited and realise that they are aware of much more stuff than just cars? What happens when they go mad and put these stickers on everything? Trees, houses, dogs, nurses and students for example? How could we stop them? Well, we could call the police, but... ahhhhhh... you see?
I think there are two answers to this problem.
One: Confuse the police. Phone them up one day and ask "You know that car in Acacia avenue with the missing door? Well, what colour is it then? Eh?"
This might work, but I don't know. The police are very busy and always worry about what sandwiches to bring for lunch, so they might pretend to care about your phone call but they probably won't really..
Two: Bring everyone else into the game. Encourage other professions. You would get school kids with "Teachers aware" on their backs, or donuts with "Baker aware" etc... This is also unlikely to work but it would make society a more absurd and pointless place than it is already (satire)

Wow you are completely right. I think I am going to start using this at work. Whenever something is broken or we have run out of something I will slap a sticker on it saying "CENTRAL SUPPORT AWARE" maybe people will stop coming and telling me the obvious. May I thank you from the bottom of my heart. It will hopefully be a big time saver.