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My Goodness!!
Mister Matty Started conversation Sep 4, 2003
That's an inappropriate title, but what the hey.
According to that rotten face-goo advert there are "seven signs of ageing" or something like that. I have no idea if they mention the one I recognised in my good self recently - my favourite crisp flavour is now "ready salted". Just like I remember my PARENT'S being!
Ironically, my Dad now likes stupidly exotic crisp flavours like "Chicken and Sage" and "Marzipan and Aardvark" or something. It's a great scam - give the crisps a silly flavour, put a touch more air in the bag and sell it at a Big Price to whatever they call the class of consumer-drone that will pay out far too much money for "sophisticated" sounding food.
I'm one to talk, I rejected Supermarket own-brand crisps for a named brand for NO REASON. And it cost a whole 10 of your British pence more.
Oh, and people who are under the mistaken belief that I am a miser (I'm actually just not stupidly frivilous with monies) might like to know that I recently spent some money on a Game Boy Advance for playing games whilst on the move. I love travelling, but I hate boredom. And the radio has a habit of only getting a good reception on rotten radio stations that play 24-hour bagpipe music when I'm travelling, so it's nice to be able to do some harm to monsters in Doom II whilst on the Express Bus.
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daraline, keeper of unusual rats and deranged hamsters Posted Sep 4, 2003
next it will be tartan slippers and a nice poncho.
xx
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Mister Matty Posted Sep 4, 2003
Well, I quite like slippers.
It is worrying, isn't it.
Sorry to appear ignorant, but I can't think what a "Poncho" is. 
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daraline, keeper of unusual rats and deranged hamsters Posted Sep 4, 2003
a big square thingy with a hole in the middle to put your bonce through. like what the mexican bandits would wear in any spagetti western.
xx
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Mister Matty Posted Sep 4, 2003
Oh, I could go one of those quite happily. Provided I was also allowed to wear one of those sombrero hats.
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Sep 5, 2003
I think you'd quite suit being a pipe smoker too...
Here, has anyone tried those new Walkers ones? The Indian ones?
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Mister Matty Posted Sep 5, 2003
I think I've tried the Chinese Spare Rib flavour ones. I'm not sure what Spare Rib tastes like, so I have no idea if the flavour was accurate.
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Eggy - XP doesnt like final fantasy VII Posted Sep 5, 2003
some animals have ribs to spare?
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