h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Censored internet *shudder* That rubs me the wrong way

The good news is you allowed at this site

You`re right. It`s good that i can access this site. Don`t know where i`d be without it.

So where is this video review you promised.......ages ago??

oh yes the movie with Denice Richards

So these reviews, spoiler or non spoiler reviews?

I will write it since you've reminded me


- Apparition (the typical procrastinating male)

hiya i was just passing an noticed how you liked cat's, well i dont like cats you see cos i once saw this movie, where cats creep into your bedroom an suck your breath while your sleeping. Like how grim is that!!!! so anyway it put me off cats for life, but just the other day i was reading about this plant that grows in some gardens called catnip, an how cats love it apparently it makes them high an sometimes they put this "catnip" stuff inside special toy's, Like how mad is that. Anyway your probably startin to think im crazy, which im not i just talk a lot an i just wondered what you called your cat?


emma xx

I know someone who sounds just like you

My cat is Cleo. Named for a character from a trashy american SciFi. I think I know the movie you're talking about. It was centered abound a little girl and I think there was a llittle creature with a knife?

lol!!!! ok so your cats called cleo nice

Oh and cats have personality, that's why I like them

you know someone who sound just like me, WOW how lucky is she!!!!

lol simulpost

come again! where you from mr ?

um my "lol simulpost" came a little out of order

no problem mate, just answer my question if you'd be so kind. Where you from ?

"mate"? about 2,600km east of where everyone seems to call each other mate (on TV anyway). I'm from NZ.

aint we stroppy tonight, you always grumpy or is it just a front ?
i dunno anyway my names emma how do u like me so far ?

Stroppy? I wasn't aware I was being stroppy. The only thing on my mind at the moment is wether I can get away from work in the next hour to take my cat to the vet this afternoon.

How do I like you so far? You seem nice enough so far

why thanx i know im well nice lol !!!! whats up with your cat is it having kittens ?

Nope, we had her fixed. It's one of those reminder things the vet sends out. She's just over a year old so she's about due for shots and stuff.

my dogs due for hers soon, my dog looks like a goldfish lol!!!!

Emma, excuse my butting in, but : your 'dog looks like a goldfish'? That sounds really disturbing. What's *that* about?

= or ?????????

I just love the way conversations in here can take the oddest turns