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Latest reply: Apr 15, 2004

Typing through tears

smiley - sadface Empty Sky is dead...

I thought I could come here and type something meangful to let people know that Empty Sky who's name is Garth, my uncle and della's brother has died.

But I can barely type this.

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Latest reply: Mar 2, 2004

Phone Line

The weather here brought down my phone line in the wee small hours of last Friday and by great surprise Telecom had it re attached by 1:30pm that same day. That was only a temporary fix though as there is a rather large tree in the way.

No problem, just cut off a few branches? not so simple. It's a neibour tree that is on communal land with at least 5 owners.

I sort of have telephone use and now internet dial-up. I didn't realise how much I used it 'till it was gone. Kind of the opposite of mt PC's floppy drive.

Hopefully it will be resolved soon.

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Latest reply: Feb 25, 2004

You can all stop looking now

smiley - boingsmiley - cheerssmiley - flyhismiley - somersaultsmiley - blackcatsmiley - catsmiley - rainbowsmiley - bubblysmiley - milksmiley - biggrinsmiley - coolsmiley - discosmiley - lighthousesmiley - crackersmiley - magic

Cleo is home. She found us. A neibour found her meowing at our door and called the number on the posters we had stuck up. It turns out she was stuck in the basement of our landlord.

After five days with anything to eat or drink she is really skinny. Right now she is on a chair next to me asleep.

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Latest reply: Nov 6, 2003

Must share

It's 4 days later and my smiley - cat is still missing smiley - sadface
I feel like I'm about to vote conservative as last night as I was getting ready for bed, I could swear I heard purring. Or as a ugoslav I work with would say "click and the sound of a cat"

I belive this email I've been sent spells the difference between cats and dogs.

"> >>Date: Fri, 31 Oct 2003 02:04:51 +1300 (New Zealand Daylight Time)
> >>
> >>............glad i am not a pet.......
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>8:00 am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
> >>
> >>9:30 am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite
> >>
> >>9:40 am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite!
> >>
> >>10:30 am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!
> >>
> >>11:30 am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
> >>
> >>12:00 noon - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
> >>
> >>11:00 pm - Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite!
> >>
> >>4:00 pm - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
> >>
> >>5:00 pm - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
> >>
> >>5:30 pm - Oh Boy! Mum! My favorite!
> >>
> >>6:00 pm - Oh Boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
> >>
> >>6:30 pm - Oh Boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite!
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>Day 183 Of My Captivity
> >>My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
> >>dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The
> >>thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild
> >>I
> >>get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.
> >>
> >>Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. Today my attempt to kill my
> >>by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded,
> >>must
> >>try this at the top of the stairs.
> >>
> >>In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again
> >>induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair, must try this on their
> >>bed.
> >>
> >>
> >>Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to
> >>them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their
> >>hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I
> >>was.
> >>Hmmm, not working according to plan.
> >>
> >>There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in
> >>solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell
> >>the
> >>food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY
> >>of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my
> >>
> >>I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The
> >>is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is
> >>a
> >>half-wit.
> >>
> >>The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with
> >>them
> >>regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current
> >>placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait, it
> >>only a matter of time...
> >>
> >>Dogs come immediately when you call them
> >>
> >>Cats take a message and get back to you when it is convenient for them!"

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Latest reply: Nov 4, 2003

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