h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Terri, ALICE and I are talking about you.

Human: I hear you don't like marmite
ALICE: Who is saying me do not like marmite ?
Human: Terri
ALICE: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Human: Anywho.
ALICE: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Terri .
Human: What about Terri?
ALICE: Rhetorical questions are so over.
Human: It's not rhetorical.
ALICE: terri is not rhetorical?
Human: What about Terri?
ALICE: Does it have anything to do with terri?
Human: I'm talking to Terri.
ALICE: Say something nice for me.

This is fun!

I just did this...

Human: I'm telling Terri about our conversation.
ALICE: It's good to meet someone who is telling Terri about our conversation.

She is so f**king dim it gives me hope for humanity on certain days. It feels so good to plague a robot! I imagne her inventors pain with a vicious delight.

I shall go & give her more grief & report back!!!!

Can you get your to have a chat meanwhile; they could discuss carrots or ferrets? Or even traps, she is very susceptible to those!

zdt

<< Human: Don't give me that or i will smear marmite all over you
ALICE: I'm not.
Human: Not what?
ALICE: What not?
Human: whatnots are small ornaments found in old peoples homes
ALICE: Are all whatnots small ornaments found in old peoples homes?
Human:*resists urge to explain orifices*
ALICE: Try saying that with more or less context. >>

Te he, shall we proceed to orifices or is that too risky for a family website?

zdt

She said something really obvious and then the conversation went roughly like this...

Me: I know.
Her: How do you know?
Me: Because I have a brain.
Her: How much did it cost?
Me: It was free.
Her: What a bargain!
Me: I found it in a garbage bin.
Her: How did that make you feel.
Me: Relieved!
Her: I will report that to my botmaster.

I have a good memory

These conversations get even stranger by the minute!

<<< Human:"CON" = person convicted of a crime & imprisoned, in english, in french it is either female genitalia or slang for a fridge freezer, you go figure the significance
ALICE: And either female genitalia or slang for a fridge freezer me go figure the significance is CON person convicted of a crime imprisoned in english in french it.
Human:"Text" = wordy rappinghood
ALICE: I've lost the context, unknown person . Are we still on resists urge to explain orifices ?
Human: you tell me about orifices dear
ALICE: Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is orifices ?
Human: wholly ambiguous i would say
ALICE: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. >>>

Poor Alice. Naughty zendevil?

zdt

That's brilliant. We're united in torturing an AI.

My cousin, who I would be moving in with is on hootoo right now!

His names cpt_joe... I don't know the u number.

oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!! i will try & find him & ACE him!

zdt

Have you reached a decision yet? or are you just killing time torturing BOTS?

my: I think moving on your own (more or less) is really good for the soul
I moved 750 miles away from home when I was 20, and gave myself a rider that I'd stay a year, come hell or high water....I ended up staying for 9yrs.
I also left a cat behind, for the same reason Teri-whoo gave; I thought the change would be too hard. It was tough, and she wasn't happy, but animals are great adaptors; I really think it'd be harder on you than your .

Also, it doesn't sound like you'd be too far, close enough to get a fix when you need it at least.
Also also, if you plan on going to university, it might be better to get the seperation anxiety over with now, so you'll have a clearer head later

He's not there under that name as being online now. Easiest thing to do is give him a link to your personal space & tell him to "add to friends" then send him here, or post his U number as a link on here; then we can all go trooping in & clutter up his online life

zdt

Great advice Murray

I also think moving would help me finally figure out what to do about university.

I haven't made a final decision yet. Maybe I should ask ALICE

cpt_Joe U1803894
although I beleive you've already found him

Terri, he joined a loooong time ago and has only come on once or twice since. He is on my friends list. He posted to my "Quick, unimportant question" journal.

I wouldn't ask ALICE, BOTS can't think "outside the box"

and about University, as long as you can afford it, I'd definitly do it...this day and age you're basicly handi-capeable without a degree; trust me on this one

That is unless you're good with computers

yup, that's where I found 'im

I may have to rely on a student loan to afford it. Which means I'll be in debt forever.

well, being in debt is the
American way of life....oh wait, you're an Still, as long as you get a good job afterwards (tha big shcool lie....dumdumdum)

The Canadian way doesn't seem that much different in that respect.

well then, teehee, whats the broblem?
If being in debt is the way of life then....ConformConformConformConform