h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Ah, welcome to Elddim of Erewhon. As you might guess
from the dilapidated condition of our gates, we don't
get many visitors. We're pretty far off the beaten path.
Come to think of it, we might not even exist at all,
which would, um,.......oh, never mind.

Anyway, for those of you who stumbled across us by
accident (which would take a lot of doing), we point
out that our location straddles the real world and the
world of dreams. The boundary is right over there
.....er, no, it seems to have moved. Ah, try
over there to the left, behind the purple Norfolk Pine.
Sorry, it just wriggled down the hall toward the azaleas.

If you are tired of the stresses of the real world, come
and set a spell here. You probably won't learn anything,
but ..... Oh, now that
wasn't nice! What am I going to do with all these
figs that keep turning into Winston Churchill?

Anyway, I find that I have forgotten to tell
about the oracle that is supposed to reside
here. Not that he minds being overlooked.
He came here to get as far from the madding
crowd as anyone can get. But on those rare
occasions when you need his services, you'll
want to know what he can do, and how he
can be reached.

The Oracle has gotten frustrated with the shifting
boundary between the real world and the dream world



Basta! Enough!



Anyway, over here is the mirror that the Oracle
calls home. The shifting boundary line has no
effect on the mirror, because everything in the
mirror is backwards and dreamlike anyway.
Hello, Oracle, what words of wisdom do you have
for us today?

ORACLE: .peels ot gniyrt m'I !ekas s'eteP rof
,yadrutaS s'tI

Oh. Sorry. I'll try you at another time.....

Well, if you take a look at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/NewUsers then it shows just h ow many people register and then don't do anything...

This refers to GreyDesk's favorite sports team, which
in a moment of weakness I promised to learn more about:

[And if you really want to follow the Might Blades, well then here are a few songs for you http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A665336 ]

Hmm, we'll have to get this place put in order
if Sergeant Iditarod Mushroom ever decides that
she needs to take refuge here.

Now, what is this nonsense? King Pellinore,
how in Heaven's name did you get in here?



I wonder if the barge will turn to shreds when it
hits the rocks on shore?