This is a Journal entry by paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Limericks for the literary set

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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

We're lamenting the death of poor Douglas.
For now, even Atlas is shrugless.
Like brave Arthur Dent,
Doug came, saw, and went,
But at least his life wasn't hugless.

There once was a child named Alice
Who fell on the Queen of Hearts' palace.
She met a white bunny
Who acted so funny
(Who knows what they put in his chalice?).

Oh, Hamlet was king of the Danes.
Decisions were always his banes.
He said, "Should I shower,
Or read Schopenhauer,
Or just be a model for Hanes?"

There once was a king named MacBeth,
Whose ambition brought bloodshed and death.
He often asked "Why
Do these thanes always die?"
The witches replied, "It's your breath."




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