h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

They are fine with the hard stuff, but don't mix the two. . .beer before liquir never been sicker, or in their case you might be typing a letter to your mother and it will end up being a grocery list. . .may the infrared beams never fade my friend

While camping these weekend I heard a most unbelievable story. A older man most likely in his mid sixties spun a tale of a time many years back when telivisions were not equipt with remote controls. How could polite society endure such hardships? This must obviously be a myth?

Well, unfortunately, there were times that society rejected teh divinity of the remote. . .an opinion that was soon swayed. . mainly do to the struggle between couples on Super Bowl Sunday to watch the game and anne of green gables at the same time.

obviously this was pre, dual satalite recievers. It reley shows our species ability to endure.

A line of spent electronic devices exstended from the pearly gates entrance where a sign hung at the gate keepers window reading . "Back Soon"

Those were the times that tried infrared souls.

don't ask who the bell tools for it tools for you. same poem?

Written by Sir travis the cordless. Circa 1970

I am trying to come up with a new word to describe people that have conversations with there cell phones{presumably there is someone one the other end of the line} in public places loud enough for all within 25' to hear. Rude and stupid do not count.

We don't have such labels up here. . .I simply provide the medium for these callous and ignorant people to talk. . .but the ear dandruff is just our way up here to get back at them.

Would that be man made or naturally occuring?

Would also suggest nano-bots that produce a overflow of earwax. Suggested prodution rate of 150 grams per hour per ear would inpede cell phone abuse. {and cause people in close proximity to be really grossed out}

Re: your original journal entry.
Sorry I don't have time to read the backlog!
I have a honeysuckle at the bottom of my garden and I have trained it to run up my lilac tree, across the top of my neighbour's garage, and it is now snaking along the top of another fence.
There is also a whole bunch of it covering a tree stump in my front garden, but the kids who pass in their lunch hour love to reach out & grab a flower so it always looks tatty.

Mmmmmm honeysuckle

hmmmm. . you bring up a good point. . .I shal consult my peer the patron saint of honey suckle and see how she feels about this. . .though I can assure you that children finding joy in hte honeysuckle will prvide her much joy as well.

There's a Patron Saint of Honeysuckle?
Who?

She is one of my ethereal friends in my heavenly domain. . .she spends her time in the garden, not online. I will pass along a message if you would like.

please read my temp. home site
starbirth

K . . .just besure to come back as starbirth since Tac and I have you linked. . .but I did give a suggestion.

He's forgotten his login?

Oh well, copy & paste...

I hope everyting works out. Let me know if I have to relink my friend