This is a Journal entry by Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me
I've just done a very silly thing
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Started conversation Mar 30, 2003
I've just done a very silly thing...
I misset my alarm clock this morning. I was supposed to go on a fieldtrip, I MISSED OUT ON GOING TO SEE FAMILY I HAVEN'T SEEN IN YEARS TO GO ON THIS FIELDTRIP!!!!
Now I'm just sitting at home feeling like an idiot
I've just done a very silly thing
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 27, 2003
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That's a pity. I think I can do something about that.
Obviously, your alarm clock skipped out on you so *it*
can go on the field trip instead. 
I've just done a very silly thing
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Sep 28, 2003
DAMN!
I would never had expected such cunning from an electronic good!
I've just done a very silly thing
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 28, 2003
That's because you're not nearly as cynical and paranoid
as you should be if you expect to survive. Woody Allen had
a great standup routine about the day he mistreated his
toaster. The rest of the day, all the machines he used
caught wind of it, and began abusing him. 
I've just done a very silly thing
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Sep 29, 2003
And I thought I had become cynical and paranoid enough!
Well thats it!
No more half measures, this time I'm going the whole hog!
I've just done a very silly thing
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 30, 2003
Good for you! 
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- 1: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Mar 30, 2003)
- 2: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 27, 2003)
- 3: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Sep 28, 2003)
- 4: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 28, 2003)
- 5: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Sep 29, 2003)
- 6: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 30, 2003)
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