h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've just punched someone.

I was coming back from the offie with a couple of cans and some smokes when I was accosted by a drunk student type.

He asked if I had any rizlas. I said no I hadn't got any. He asked if he could have a cigarette. I told him to go buy his own. He called me a **** (that's the one beginning with a 'c') as I walked past him.

I turned on my heel and said, "What did you say?"

He threw a useless punch in my direction. It missed and he overbalanced and sort of fell towards me.

I pushed him back with my left hand. I dropped the lit cigarette from my right, made a fist, and punched him hard on his left cheek.

He span around, and staggered, and fell face first to the floor.

I told him to, "Show some respect in the future." Then I left the area sharpish as I didn't fancy being a star on CC-TV.

I've been wracking my brains to remember the last time I hit someone, and I honestly can't remember when it was, it was so long ago.

Sounds like he deserved it, for making you drop your cigarette for a start... Just so long as you don't make a habit of it...

I wouldn't have dropped the cigarette to be honest.

Any previous comments I made have made about you being a great Nancy Boy are hitherto retracted.

Psycorp - obviously the same doesn't yet apply to you.

B

'made have made'??

What am I blithering on about?

B

Some of us have been trying to figure that out for years and see it as a constant source of bewilderment. Do lettuce know if you find out

Punching someone in Brighton ? Hardly a high-risk enterprise.

Unfortunately you can probably expect the summons any day ~ unprovoked attack , etc. ~ I'll come down as a character reference for you.

Brilliant!

I may be able to answer the original questions! However it depends if you mean deliberately GD!!!!!

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