h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am going camping in the woods this weekend for the Fourth of July, which, as some of you may know, is the day we yanks celebrate Independance from the intolerable monarchy of Britain. (tongue-in-cheek)

I happen to like Britain very much, though I have not been there, and am exceedingly grateful, despite the circumstances at the time, that we got our start from you. I am glad, also, that our relationship has steadily improved over the years. I do understand, however, that most Brits think Americans are really dumb, anyway. This doesn't bother me, since it's really only a natural conclusion to arrive at considering most of our citizenry's poor manners and such.

Independance day is another excuse for a party, as far as I'm concerned, and I am always game for a day off of work. The fireworks are nice, too. Plus, patriotism is fun.

Anyway, I hope there are no hard feelings. If it weren't for us, you'd probably rule the world. Which, all things considered, could have been ok. I guess we'll never know.

In any case, I won't be around until next week. 'Bye.