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I reckon that is just plain perverted.

and we all know what Roymondo does with bananas.

However, the cheese & onionbutty & extra cheese & onion & mayo *gloop* never fails. One can always wear earplugs.

Just donated one of my chins & a jerk to you Footbacon. Any clues as to how this unfortunate incident happened?

zdt

I've upgraded to cucumbers now.

Oooh crisps *and* smutishness

I'm afraid ladles and germs, it *has* to be Salt and vinegar crisps, extra mature cheddar, few slices of tomatoes, dab of mayo...and Bob's your pervy relation!

The whole story is somewhere between the Flantwatch and Oy! thread.

I simply inhaled a bit of Pritt stick too strongly, inhaled my chin and haven't seen it since.

This thread always makes me fancy eating a bacon sandwich. I don't even bacon though.

That's the drink coming through.

It should be "I don't even like bacon though."

Thak bob you posted that. It avoided me having to mention that, although I love cucumbers in sandwiches, I'm pleased they weren't in the sanwich recipe as they give me indigestion. I dread to think what people would have thought if I'd posted that...

I get the distinct impression you lot have been out on the razz together, you lucky little trollops!

They have bloody big cucumbers here Roymondo, if you ever make it over here, the Sunday market may require you to be sedated!

zdt

Hmmm. I draw the line at marrows though.

Oh lordy, more smut.

Out on the razz with this lot...perish the thought!

I feel it's imperative that your standards of smuttery should never slip Roymondo, think of your reputation.

I've got a reputation? Gosh. I thought I'd slipped by unnoticed!

Let's compromise: You can get some lovely courgettes these days.

http://www.advance-training.co.uk/resources/images/courgettes.jpg

zdt

Ooh, you know how to push my buttons!

I might need a 'private moment' now.

zdt

Tsk, I turn my back for only two weeks, and what are you lot up to ?

I know! Start a perfectly sensible thread and this bunch of hussys just wade in with their hussy ways!
I sneaked a peek and saw you'd popped in, so decided to take another coffee break to say hello.

Hello!



Just kidding. Shan't be on for long though, got oodles and oodles to do.
I almost posted your card today. I took it out with me, and brought it back again It's so out of date it's hardly worth sending, but I will anyway, just for the halibut!
How are you anyway, m'dear?

at the similarities between us - Guess how many days I take cards/letters and bring them back again I'm really tired, so am about to leave, but after I had eventually found this fascinating journal, I couldn't go without commenting. Hopre to talk more soon

"got oodles and oodles to do"

*Sniffs* Yeah, like go after Geralds mates.

*Shouts*

Herbert! Geoffery! Fly away, quick! She's back for more!

If I don't keel over before then! Quick update. I've been asked to transfer details of customers names, addresses etc onto a database before Wednesday. There's thousands! So, I figured if I work all weekend, pull a couple of really late nighters, I'll get it done...just.
Then I got a call tonight from my friend begging me to do the canteen again for her Monday and Tuesday, I said no initially because of what I had to do...but I'm rubbish at saying no if pressed. So, I have to be at the building site for 7am, back home 4pm and drink bucket loads of coffee to get through all this little lot inbetween too.

I need my head read!

Catch up with you very soon.

Yes! And as I'll be at the building site again, I'll have at my disposal, lotsa lotsa concrete, for which I shall be making little concrete pidgeon boots. Watch them try fly then! Mwahhahahaaa