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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 6, 2003
Ah no. No Sky at present. Need the house re-wiring before adding more electronics to the already extremely fragil electric supply 
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 6, 2003
Excellent! Dodgy electrics and drunks. Good combination...
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 6, 2003
Great, isn't it? I can put the other loose cannon, the dog, upstairs, but getting rid of the electrics means candles, and frankly I think candles and drunks are even worse idea...
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 6, 2003
I can vouch for that, though as bad an idea as drunks and fondue sets...
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 6, 2003
I presume that was supposed to be 'not as bad'?
Been there, done that, left scorch marks on the ceiling.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 6, 2003
Well at least ours were only on the carpet...
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 6, 2003
It's still not a good idea, let's be honest, like so many things that seem like a good idea at the time, the cold light of dawn shows them to be folly.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 6, 2003
Fondues are ok, but they are such a lot of faff, to be honest.
I mean, I can eat bread and cheese a lot easier than all that mucking about.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 6, 2003
Oh God, you meant a *chese* fondue 
No dear, I meant a proper Austrian fondue- hot oil and about seven different types of meat, all waiting to be skewered and bunged in the pot. Along with ten or so different dips. Can't beat it.
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Whisky Posted Nov 6, 2003
Heretic! There's nothing austrian about that - it's called a 'Fondue Bourguignon" - it's as French as they come!
I've been out here too long - I'm beginning to sound like a Frenchman...
Anyone got a box of matches 
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 6, 2003
Ah, well, I was going on the fact that no-one's ever tried to serve me one in France, but they're on virtually every menu in Austria....
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Whisky Posted Nov 6, 2003
No ones ever tried to serve you one in France...
That's a new way of phrasing it 
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 6, 2003
Well, I almost typed 'give me one in France', but I decided that would've been too much of a gift...
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 6, 2003
Well, what with me not being a huge meat eater, pretty pointless me getting involved in that type of fodue, which can be easilty beaten by almost anything in the food line, in my opinion.
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Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery Posted Nov 6, 2003
Still..better than a standard American snack of, say, beer nuts, cheese doodles, and canned vienna sausages on chicken in a biscuit crackers .
But yeah, fondue is very..what's the word? Faff. Though personally I would call it very 'Avon.' (Not Kerr, of course..I'd associate her more likely with the beer nuts )
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Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery Posted Nov 6, 2003
Oh and, sod all those fools who don't appreciate you Blues 
(woo..that's a lot of angry smiley for me). Makes me wanna grab a sawed-off shotgun and bust some a*s po' white trash Americano style.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 6, 2003
Aw 
Bless you honey.
Actually, If tyhey get the licence granted for the 'Adult Superstore' (see Journals passim) I'm thinking of applying there for a job...
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Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery Posted Nov 6, 2003
And why not? You could encourage they stock items on your uh..shopping list, and the employee discount would probably make up for your loss in income, don't you think?
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 6, 2003
You have seen through my cunning plan, young lady...
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 7, 2003
What the Hell are beer nuts Nyssa? I need to know, so I can tell if you were insulting me or not
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