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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Aug 11, 2003
Well, here's a starter - if you have blocked plumbing, the chances are that the stuff that is blocking your plumbing should be on the compost heap...
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Mu Beta Posted Aug 11, 2003
Jolly good. I'll just crap on the compost heap to save time next time, shall I?
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Aug 11, 2003
Very good for crops, yer human excrement.
Lots of nitrogen.
!5 pints of cider? God, can't remember the last time I had more than 5...
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Aug 11, 2003
The compost heap would indeed be a very good place for your crap, B. Plumbing knowledge was required this morning, in fact- the bath tap decided to seize. While it was on 
5? 5? Quick lunch time drinkies, that. 
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Aug 11, 2003
I have been off(ish) the beer for some time now. Whcich explains the hangovers and unpleasnat sluggishness after blues jams when I've had four pints.
I don't miss it, to be honest.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Aug 11, 2003
Fair enough. Tis not the be all and end all. Comes quite close, occasionaly though
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Aug 11, 2003
Mm, well, yes. I've had a quiet brush with the bottom of the bottle in a philosophical sense. Wasn't much fun, really...
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Aug 11, 2003
You know the answer to that problem- get a bigger bottle
I know the feeling though- I knew things were getting silly when the barmaid actually commented that I always seemed to get up for work everyday, despite having a skin full every night 
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Aug 11, 2003
My own erealization came when I realized I was sitting in pubs with people I didn't even like...
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Aug 11, 2003
Ah. I always have that problem- the clientel of my local leave something to be desired- but I usually have Bruce and other people I actually want to be with present as well. It's a nice feeling when you tot up just how much you've been drinking, isn't it.
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Mu Beta Posted Aug 11, 2003
"I always have that problem- the clientel of my local leave something to be desired"
How d'you think _they_ feel? 
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Aug 11, 2003
I thought that but I didn't dare say it...
I try not to keep count these days, I have to say so this totting up thing is not a concept I am familiar with...
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Mu Beta Posted Aug 11, 2003
Plus, if you're drinking idiot juice like cider, it's bloody hard to count beyond 3 anyway.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Aug 11, 2003
Whereas your difficulty in counting past three is just because you're an idiot...
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Aug 11, 2003
Ooo, 
s at dawn, eh chaps?
I tot up in terms of cash left in to morning, minus amount taken out, divided by four= number of pints. Scary stuff sometimes.
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Mu Beta Posted Aug 11, 2003
Yeah, but your handy method doesn't take things into account like crisps, random change in the bandit and a kebab. All essential for a decent night out.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Aug 12, 2003
a) I don't like eating when I'm drinking, so no crisps. b) I don't even know how to work those bloody machines, so unlikely to put money in them c) I can remember if I've had a take-away, and thus deduct that amount from the total.
The only time it falls down is when big rounds happen.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Aug 12, 2003
Kebabs are essntial to nothing save indigestion, the consumption of broken glass (I kid you not, don't ever go to Tilbury) and finding a use for elephants legs when the elephant is dead.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Aug 12, 2003
I usually stick to Chinese or English food after a night on the piss, I must admit.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Aug 12, 2003
I refuse to ear after a night on the piss, these days.
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