h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

the lovely Mrs LeviPuma today gave me a lot to ponder on...mainly "who let me out from under her thumb??"

The reason for the question? Well, I rightly or wrongly assumed it would be okay to arrange a night out with guys on Saturday as Mrs LeviPuma is hitting the town with the 'Ladies That Lunch'

This was apparently the wrong thing to do! I should have okay'd it with her first but I am allowed out... thanks!

Anyway, I've been told not to assume "as it makes an ass of you and me"

God bless Mrs LeviPuma , gotta love her!

Cheers!

LP

Well u blummin well tell Mrs leveepumice, the , that she can take her footyballpark wiffers and...erm...well...woteva. Just so as she, the , knows that. .
Was that scary enuff?
Is she scared?
Should.....I.....be?

*whimper*

thanks yanshark!

Well, I at Mrs LeviPuma but to no affect...I went to tell her where to go but she at me and told me to make her some tea!

Oh well, I'll just crawl back under her thumb...

LP

P.S. Run away!!!

You're better off having a S.O. than being alone (and I speak from bitter experience - I just spent another birthday alone, 'tis no fun at all)

S.O.?

Oh, I'm sorry GB don't be sad...

Yeah, sorry to hear that GB.

Depends what you term as alone dunnit?

By the way LP



there I go

for you too yamshark.

care for or ??

Are you telling me you're a Lady That Lunches or a witch?!

Just made a (decaff - 'cos it's sposed 2 b good 4 yer )


- means zoom as in run away fast like what you said to do. You didn't show my post did you? *tremble*

Tell me when to duck

I realised what you meant too late alas!

decaf ?? Ugh! I'll stick to full strength coffee via an IV ta!

, luckily for me has no interest in computers what so ever...more interested in Lunching and watching Footballers' Wives.

Footballers' Wives I ask you?!? Hmm...i might start up the Temple of Footballers' Wives Haters...

Do it - start that temple. I can see it now - pilgrimages from as afar a field as Basingstoke and Llanelli. Wow. What a sight.
All hating Fitbars Fishwives. It is a complete load of . I know we all like different things but COME ON!!!! The sad thing is, there ARE Ladies out there that LOOK like that and think it's great. Bah - bah - bah - bah. Pesky wives.

Lunching - never encountered this phenomenomenon before but cringe at the very idea. Is it truly a bad thing for u - ahhhhhh

Can't you make the TV cut out when FWives is on? Don't know how! Maybe with your boot.

Lunching is very very bad...it involves a lot of posh ladies sitting around some bistro sipping white wine spritzers discussing Footballers' Wives and gossiping about whether or not Marie-Anne has had a nose job...i imagine!

She watches Footballers' Wives and I make myself scarce!

Are these posh ladies 's also?

Just wonderin - ho hum - not that I'm a singleton or anything - nooo

Anne-Marie ???? Fitbars fishwives I guess.

You should be at one wiv de missus; enjoy her foibles. That's what I HAD TO DO WITH MY EX

Omm Omm chillin' Omm