h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

happybirthdaytomeeeeee...
[older than dirt]

Happy birthday! (belatedly!)

well, hullo The Cow!

And thank you.

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PS I have this feeling of being followed recently. by cows [or cow]. especially if I am mowing the grass. am I paranoid? and if I am, does it necessarily mean they are NOT out to get me?

Did you visit my user page at some time? I wrote a short piece on cows and mowing lawns at one point. It might be in my journal, or in my 'Preserved' section.

As regards paranoia, paranoia is where you -think- they are out to get you. The scary bit is where they are. I think Terry Pratchett had something to say on this in one of the Discworld novels. I think I'm paranoid, but I'm not quite sure.

*hee hee hee*

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What's the smiley?
Bad hair+eyes+nose with HUGE nostrils?

it's a dragon, silly


do you mean the ascii one, as in
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or the graphic smiley on my homepage???

they are both dragons...
or supposed ta be.

could be a cow, I suppose, depending on your viewpoint
horns+eyes+nose with huge nostrils= dragon
horns+eyes+nose with huge nostrils= cow

this would be me, the bludragon, grinning
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or maybe with a beard. not sure.

Hello bluDragon. I'm here to wish you an even more belated birthday than you did for me. Were you born in the year of the dragon (as I was)?

Try this cow... copy and paste into Courier New or something.

(__)
(oo)
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Unfortunately, I was not born in the year of the dragon.

I was born in the year of the horse. A real long time ago, a bit less than twice as long ago as you.

older than dirt...


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Nice cow!!!!

Sitting down?
Or standing east-west instead of north-south?

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PS would use my dragon smiley [see my homepage] if I could in the Forums. But it doesnt look so much like a dragon. more like a blue bat, or something. But, I still like her.

Well, that only makes you a few millions years older than me, then.