h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well, your flat, do what you want in there now!
Including forget all about 'them' !

Freeeeeedom!

Great!

And now you'll have an excuse to visit again, Tav...

It's seven minutes' walk from the Museum, for example

yes, that's true

And this time you could even have your own room, where you don't have to be afraid I'll spit on your head

and I was really afraid that could happen

well, knowing me...

yes, and I was lucky that it wasn't

Ah, good - she's left the cake

Oops Sorry, meant to say girl/boy-friend- ye cannae make assumptions about folks sexuality on this site you know

I don't mind - not like you were being offensive or anything...

Well at any rate you could just invent a partner for the sake of testing my method of 'decor change without causing offence to the original perpertrator'

Yes - I can give it a try. Though I think the decor in there is most likely just high fashion from 40 years ago...

Warning - sexist comment:

The only problem with Winnoch's suggestion is that probably no bloke would refuse to go somewhere just because he didn't like the decor. Why can't Malabrista have female friends? She can't surround herself solely with men.

Right - but then I don't tend to make friends with the kind of people who refuse to use a toilet not decorated to their taste

I've decided to simply make the bathroom even more horrible, make that the theme of the place. To this end, I've allowed my aunt to give me all the horrible pink and purple stuff she kept trying to foist off on me anyway

good idea

Pancakes Congratulations Pancakes!

(eh, Elwyn I think you missed the point)