h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I like GOO because ...it's just cool, when you look at a computer screen all day a different background is nice sometimes.

agreed
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And it provides a home for the fish.

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also agreed
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I tried to give your cat a fluffy nose, but it didn't work...

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I am afraid I don't see the connection between cats and skins...
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There's more than one way of skinning a cat (whether it's a gooey or alabaster cat can make all the difference).

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Don't talk about skinning cats
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It's probably meant to be taken metaphoricalalaly (but without the bad spelling).

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Don't metaphoricalalally talk about mettaforrikali skinning cats, then.
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metarfforickeliy speekin.
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I think I failed my English prelim today, so don't talk to me about mettyfores.

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I hope you did well.
That was not a metaphor.
I am in Year 10, so no serious exams for nearly a year, when I'll be taking my mock GCSEs, hopefully.
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I know that wasn't a metaphor, it's just that there /were/ metaphors in the English paper.

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Mocks? Don't talk to me about Mocks.
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Geography was easy!



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ceramics is easy too.
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They're oooooooooover!

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lucky!!

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