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What's the difference between paraffin and petrol?
Bagpuss Started conversation Sep 12, 2000
Answer: There's two effs in paraffin, but no effin' petrol.
Yes folks, the fuel crisis is beginning to bite. First time I've seen more cars waiting at the pumps than parked in the supermarket carpark opposite. Fortunately I filled up on Friday, but with travelling to work every day, I hope I have enough to make it back to Leeds next Saturday. Ho-hum.
What's the difference between paraffin and petrol?
Arthur Dentist, Really Cool Guardian Angel (Patron Saint of Pliers, and Wrencher of Teeth) With a Pointlessly Long, Stupid Name Posted Sep 13, 2000
Too bleedin' right mate. Try siphoning from other cars and selling it for a tenner a litre. I would but all the cars round here are empty apart from my mum's.
Bye
Arthur Dentist
What's the difference between paraffin and petrol?
Bagpuss Posted Sep 13, 2000
How much did your mum's tank fetch then? 
A couple of blokes got arrested in Gateshead for doing just that. Some petrol stations are pulling similar scams.
Still look on the bright side, you can put an "out of petrol" sign on your car and park where you want (this is assuming your local traffic warden is exceedingly guilible, which isn't necessarily the case). Also another excuse to skive work, though I need the money or I wouldn't be working in the holidays anyway.
What's the difference between paraffin and petrol?
Clelba Posted Sep 13, 2000
Ahhhhhh, this answers one of the questions I asked in another forum. Thankyou.
What's the difference between paraffin and petrol?
Arthur Dentist, Really Cool Guardian Angel (Patron Saint of Pliers, and Wrencher of Teeth) With a Pointlessly Long, Stupid Name Posted Sep 14, 2000
You're welcome. 
What's the difference between paraffin and petrol?
Bagpuss Posted Sep 14, 2000
Absolutely. What question was answered, though?
What's the difference between paraffin and petrol?
Amigo Posted Sep 15, 2000
HarHar
See my page,,,Written 12months ago....
Topical,ain't I?
AllTheBest,
Amigo 8^D
What's the difference between paraffin and petrol?
Bagpuss Posted Sep 16, 2000
Who is any of us? Do we exist apart from in other people's dreams? Why is Leicester Square and when will Mile End? How does the man who drives the snowplough get to work?
What's the difference between paraffin and petrol?
Clelba Posted Sep 16, 2000
Have you never watched the Simpsons episode when Homer gets a snow plough? or should that be plow cos it's american?
What's the difference between paraffin and petrol?
Bagpuss Posted Sep 17, 2000
'Fraid not, and yes the yanks do spell it plow, a fact Sherlock Holmes once made use of.
What's the difference between paraffin and petrol?
Clelba Posted Sep 17, 2000
Did he really? Do you not watch the Simpsons then?
What's the difference between paraffin and petrol?
Bagpuss Posted Sep 19, 2000
Yes, I'd tell you which story, but my Holmes book is in Leeds. I do watch the Simpsons, but I've not seen that one. As a wild guess I'll say Homer couldn't get to work because he was snowed in. Close?
What's the difference between paraffin and petrol?
Clelba Posted Sep 19, 2000
Um... no you're not close at all. Homer crashed the car and instead of getting a new one he bought a snow plough and cleared the snow away from everyone's drive and the story grows from there.
What's the difference between paraffin and petrol?
Bagpuss Posted Sep 21, 2000
Oh.
Can't be right all the time, but I did do quite well at predicting Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (not that I guessed who died or whom he kissed, but other than that).
What's the difference between paraffin and petrol?
Clelba Posted Sep 22, 2000
I haven't read that one yet. I'm waiting for my friend to get it. Then I can read hers. Or I think they have it in the school library. i could go there.
What's the difference between paraffin and petrol?
Bagpuss Posted Sep 22, 2000
One of my housemates at uni is obsessed with it, so he buys the books when they first come out and as he reads them in two days flat (though getting longer with each volume), I get them quite soon.
What's the difference between paraffin and petrol?
Clelba Posted Sep 22, 2000
ah. I started readin them in july this year, and finished the first three within about 10 days. And that was while I was on an exchange in France.
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What's the difference between paraffin and petrol?
- 1: Bagpuss (Sep 12, 2000)
- 2: Arthur Dentist, Really Cool Guardian Angel (Patron Saint of Pliers, and Wrencher of Teeth) With a Pointlessly Long, Stupid Name (Sep 13, 2000)
- 3: Bagpuss (Sep 13, 2000)
- 4: Clelba (Sep 13, 2000)
- 5: Arthur Dentist, Really Cool Guardian Angel (Patron Saint of Pliers, and Wrencher of Teeth) With a Pointlessly Long, Stupid Name (Sep 14, 2000)
- 6: Clelba (Sep 14, 2000)
- 7: Bagpuss (Sep 14, 2000)
- 8: Clelba (Sep 15, 2000)
- 9: Amigo (Sep 15, 2000)
- 10: Clelba (Sep 16, 2000)
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