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a girl called Ben Posted Apr 8, 2003
Ach - my life started this time last year, if you believe the stories! For some reason I thought this birthday would count back down to 39 instead of up to 41. 
I have now officially changed my name though!
Ben
*off to have as good a one as she can*
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Tefkat Posted Apr 8, 2003
I got confuzzled and thought this was your 40th. 
Never mind - just think - this time next year you'll be the answer. 
Happy birthday, you old biddy, from an even older one. 
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Gone again Posted Apr 8, 2003
Then change it back - "a girl called Ben" has a ring to it that biddies just can't match, somehow. 
You'll become wrinkled and ancient in my eyes if you don't.... 
Arithmetic is man-made. I think this means we can alter the rules whenever we feel like it. 39 you are. 
Take care, young 'un!
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a girl called Ben Posted Apr 8, 2003
I am reading "Witches Abroad" and did consider "a Gytha called Ben" but it requires too much explaination. And anyway, PC, don't you 
me for the beauty of my mind?
Ben
*wearing purple, and a red hat that does not match*
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Gone again Posted Apr 8, 2003
Nah - it's your dress sense that does it for me! Cor!, a purple corset with a red beret...!
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Tube - the being being back for the time being Posted Apr 8, 2003
Ha!
How very well timed of me to drop in today after not being here for nearly a month or so. 
Happy Birthday Ben!
May your forces be with you!
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Gone again Posted Apr 8, 2003
Oh God, it's my dream girl!
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a girl called Ben Posted Apr 8, 2003
Mandagora does make marvelous corsets, no?
B
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Gone again Posted Apr 11, 2003
Hey, I wish I'd known there was a >drool< smiley!
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Tefkat Posted Apr 11, 2003
It's wonderful isn't it?
In the old days I used to have to drool into a high wind (like this) 
...
Much better to 
. Safer for the people beside you.
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Gone again Posted Apr 11, 2003
I do little else!
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Tefkat Posted Apr 11, 2003
Mmm, my kind of man.
Or is it just the result of old age and badly fitting teeth? 
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Gone again Posted Apr 11, 2003
'fraid so. Am I still your kind of man?
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friendlywithteeth Posted Jun 5, 2003
Happy [quite belated!] Birthday!
Finally getting round to wading through the backlog.
How's the cat? Or have you not fed it because you've spent all your money on whiskey and gin [is that how it goes? I'll have to dig out a copy]
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