h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

When I left the office my hair was about half way down my back As I said they are in for a shock tomorrow

what about the kids -argh!MAM ???

They got abit of a shock when I opened the door The younger ones have never seen me with short hair, the older ones have though so not so much of a shock, but its funny though

they'll be thinking is it dementia creeping in

It wouldn't surprise me

in the "marriage" early days, I'd got changed for a funeral and as I came downstairs, my stepson started cryinghe thought I was a burglar as he'd never seen me without jeans/t shirt etc

classic, I like it

he wouldn't come near metill I'd changed back

I shall find out if that works tomorrow as I will be suited and booted when my daughter and grandaughter turn up tomorrow to look after my two as they are now on half term

just don't shout BOO! as they walk in

As long as nobody mistakes me for CID or MIB we shall be ok

are you taking a picture ??

Pass, next question

one was only nudging

well! one daythe words "you'll never believe it, but here's the proof" might be used

It might be better just to let it fade into history hun

get shorty

sod john trav'

my kids have the "have to" photo's ie weddings, new babies and so on, that's enough

I actually hate having my pic' taken, I'm 101% definitely not photogenic