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Yelbakk Posted Jul 27, 2005
You know, this is about the nicest thing I was told all day 
Y.
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Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Jul 27, 2005
Then look up "puning" in "The Meaning of Liff"
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Yelbakk Posted Jul 27, 2005
Ah, the internet...
PUNING (ptcpl. v) Boosting a man’s ego by pretending to be unable
to open a screw-top jar.
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Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Jul 27, 2005
See, we need men - they write that kind of book
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Yelbakk Posted Jul 27, 2005
Oh, this one is for me: WOKING (participial vb) Standing in the middle of a room wondering what you came in for.
To summarize: Men are needed to have their own egos boosted by performing tasks that there would be no need for had not other men previously devised the objects of those tasks. Secondly they come in handy for writing books that serve no other practical purposes than keeping men contend for being needed to write them.
Nice. I think I need a drink.
Y.
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Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Jul 27, 2005
OK, make yourself useful and get me one too!
I always liked "ahenny"
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Yelbakk Posted Jul 27, 2005
, then. Currently out of 
, sorry about that.
But now I am afraid I have to pop of for a 
in RL, seeing that my sister's husband, with whom I have been sharing my apartment for the last four days and who is leaving tomorrow, insists on inviting me
Have a nice evening and some more .
Y.
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Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Jul 27, 2005
Poor guy, being dragged off to pubs totally against your will
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Jul 28, 2005
Hmm, well, you two seem to be hitting it off pretty well... 
Seriously though - and at the risk of sounding sickeningly smug - I was never good at any of that stuff. The few guys I dated, I screwed it up pretty fast.
Then I found love here. And I wasn't even looking!
So if there's any sort of a moral-like substance to this, I think it's that you should share yourself, and talk to people, and not be afraid of getting lost.
Or something like that, anyway. *shrug*
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Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Jul 28, 2005
Sounds like me though, I've not been lucky in love since I asked my boyfriend to marry me and he said no - must have felt 4 years was too young to make a commitment!
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Jul 28, 2005
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Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Jul 28, 2005
Haven't seen him since we were six, maybe I should write to him!
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Jul 28, 2005
Yes... nothing like a bit of stalker-chic!
'I have wanted to marry you since I was four. We are meant to be together. Nothing will come between us! NOTHING!!!
PS - After I mail this, I am going to buy a gun.'
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Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Jul 28, 2005
Just googled him - he's become quite the chess whiz! 
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Jul 28, 2005
Oooooh go for it go for it go for it!
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Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Jul 28, 2005
Not if he still insists on accompanying me to the toilet!
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