h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

1) Divs vs. tables. I know the former are better but I'm used to the latter dammit!

2) God. There isn't one. The only reason people believe in a god is because other people believe in a god. That isn't a valid reason. Until you find a valid reason please STFU.

3) The Prodigy's new album is a stonker.

4) I need a haircut. Actually, I need most of them cut.

5) Anybody else going to Glasto?

6) No AV, no pictures, limited formatting in posts, no private messaging: h2g2 is a 20th century site a decade(ish) in to the 21stcentury.

7) Omelettes are better than pancakes.

8) I feel sorry for people that can't play guitar. Playing guitar is great.

9) My keyboard is sticky. It's irking me.

10) The Labour Party appear to be campaigning for the Conservative Party. A combination of this and the editorial stance of the Daily Mail and The Express will only lead to votes for the BNP. Sort it out FFS.

11) The fun starts when the cuffs fall off your spacer bar.

Cor, the phantom yikeser returns?

I don't recall swearing in the post so can't see an issue.

We will see.

So briefly what was the gist?

FB

'Twas a bunch of unrelated points but I did say 'STFU' at one point, which could have done it.

Oh no you said: Something Truely Fantastically Unfunny?!!

hey thats the story of my life -i wanna be Yikesed too

TBH, I can't be arsed. Religious folk can talk clear nonsense left right and centre, the site's not had any real developments since I've been here (four years) and most of the threads leave me cold.

If I'm going to be yikesed for a STFU or a WTF I've got better places to be.

I think it was probably because you said you preferred ommlettes to pancakes....

Whilst I remember it Roy, am I right in thinking there's the CAMRA fest at Margate on Good Friday?

And if that's the case would you be going by any small chance?

Well put Roy , but do you tell your m8s to STFU ?


Hey, what developments ? Dont tell me: tastefull one and two bedroom flats, with green kitchens and a plague "Dont Panic!" handles everywhere.


You sound a bit world weary m8-cheer up-: i know it really is as bad as all that but cheer up !ah ehh Mmm !I see your point!

Dan da da Dah dah dah da da da dah dah Daaaaahhhhh Booordum!eh?

What do think about knitting m8? I mean - is it worth it : or what?

Everyone knows that the F in STFU and ETF stsnds for flip....

FFS!



FB

So we're not supposed to discuss kingCnut either..?

Pity, cause his reign was surely an interesting time.

It sounds like you have some penetrating insight on Knut's reign. But tell me was the fashion in the time of Knut to be bearded or shaven? Did they ride bare back in those olden days?

Blimey, the entry's back, untouched!.

If the vikings were bearded or shaven depends on who is directing. Good guys are always shaven while bad guys are hairy and smell bad.

The use of saddles are depending of the degree of prolapsing of their piles.

I need a beer. and a job wah>

Hang on.

We're all missing something really important here.

I just can't put my fing on it...

Yes, somethign really very very important, that someone said. I have a suspescion that it may have involved beer dwarves nipple clamps or possibly PVC-clad necturines. Or, maybe it sas the omulette. no not hte omulette

CAMRA...Ale Tasting... Easter Friday...

Or it could've been omlettes with 2 ems.......

Don't disturb my bus of thought.... I'll remember what it was in a moment....... Oh, ahng on!

yes, two 'm''s' no, its not an ommlette issue... if only I could put my tongue on it.. i mean finger... no, not put my tongue on my finger, that wouldn't help at all, although

Ahh, beer. err, when be Good Friday?

About 6 weeks time, as it was Pancake Day yesterday.

Apparently.

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