h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Have you ever seen mouldy bacon? I mean really REALLY mouldy bacon? DON'T!!!

No; I've not seen it, but I Have eaten it ! actually, I don't think I've ever eaten it, though I did eat some bread rolls that I had forgotten how long they had been in teh cupboard, and they were, well rather healthy because of teh penacilium growing on them

Eeeewww

Sorry I have issues with mould! I'm sure it's very nice and all but ick ick ick

The offending bacon is currently sitting in a box on the worktop, progressively becoming mouldier

: Why don't you put the offending bacon in the bin <?> : Or post it to me

I did think about it about a week ago but it had mould on you see and if I open the box it might smell Also I'll then need to clean the box out as it's also covered in mould which is where the problem arises... so it'll just sit on the worktop and make friends with the sandwich box which still has somethign in it but I'm not sure what so it's also just sitting there (and has been since April ) as I daren't open it but don't like to throw it away either

I would pop round and open/clean/deal with the offending items for you but I fear its a bit of a treck between here and there go on! You can do it! Summon up the internal strength, and open the box! Preferabably, I recomend, over the outside bin, so the offending contents can immediatly be thrown out... then return with the offending box, to the kitchen, where a previously prepared sink with very hot water and a little bleech awaits to througherly clean the box, before rinising and washing them in ordinary washing up liquid: should be the best way to deal with any unplesant odar's that may be contained within these pandora's boxes of furry-food

But see the sandwich box has been there since April...on the Windowsill...in southampton sun? It's going to be revolting! When I first got here I opened a bread bin that hadn't been opened for months and we had to disinfect the whole kitchen

this reminds me of "weird Al" Yankovic song

"there is groing in the frigde and green"

sorry can not remember the words exactly,
but the music is from Bon Jovi.

found d the text ...LOL

http://www.alsongs.com/index.cfm?view=alsong&songnumber=88

Oh I know what it is... also I just remembered we have some pans left from when we went to the Grand prix in July and may have failed to wash them up Although I do have valid reasons for not washing those up at the time, unlike the rest of them

So, you won't open the box <?>
and you won't throw it out <?>
So it will be a kind of memorial eternal <?>
just sitting in the kitchen, till eventually it rots in the box, and the chance of it leaving diminishes, as it develops inteligence every day,
its evolution in a box, from some greenish bacon you say <?>

*laughs*
Well yes, my next project is one of those new biodegradable carrier bags, I'm off to find one so I can nail it to a board and leave it in the sun to see what happens

biodegradable carrier bags

may I give tip: use and re-use linnen carrierbags.
much much more nature friendly

That song is great. Reminds me of the cucumber I found in the fridge the other week.

If in doubt I cook it and eat it : I've not been here yet long enough to have established any interesting cultures of fungi within my kitchen : I used to have a fungal growth, in a coffee mug on my window sil, called Bob till one day someone killed him I used to enjoy my conversations with him as well (PS; this was back when i was in halls, and talking to non-responsive lifeforms/inanimate objects, was considered "normal")

*grins*
I had a frog called Thomas Archibald but my cat ate him... then I had another frog called Thomas Archibald the 2nd but my cat ate him too... I'm up to Thomas Archibald the 6th now but I think this ones going to last

Menz I don't think you should buy cucumber anymore as whenever I talk to you theres always a mouldy cucumber in your fridge, it's not the same one is it?

My cucumber never goes moldy That sounds like I'm about to embark in some kind of dirty sort of sentence involving teh word "cucumber", I'm not : It just turns really watery, and then I can tip it in the bin, pouring the water out of the cucumber wrapping into teh sink : I don't like throwing things away, too wasteful, unfortunatly the cucumber liquid is disgusting, and I can't bare to drink it Six frogs? Why do you think it will survive the s clutches this time

shocked

Tinkerbell you are very cruel buying new frog each time.

leaves in state of shock before I say more I will regret.

Don't be mean to me! I live next to a forest and we have a pond in our back garden which all the frogs live in! theres millions of them... I don't buy them I love my frogs!

Oh and the mould is being cleaned as we speak

still shocked....sorry.. I did not smelled frogs near you.

hops away ...waving to Tinkerbell