h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

More tales of woe.

Last night, *i* had a *girl* in my *bed*. not only was she good looking and quite interesting, she was also *semi naked* and *16*. *and* she was a bit *drunk* and had a great *body*. score?

a friend of my brothers - i kind of bumbled into his room and a little party at midnight after a post pub session in the park with my friends. so i stayed and chatted while he tried to get off with his other friend. i will spare you most of the details, bu i convinced her in the end to come up to my room - innocently, as it happens - just cos we were getting along. and she liked me. im sure of it. she was laughing at my every word (this was intentional ). and it was just my luck to find the only honourable 16 year old in the land. no no no, not honourable in *that* snese. its just she wouldnt cheat on the boyfriend she is going to dump today. gah! i should point out that we wouldnt have got passed first base, before the h2g2 sex-before-marriage quizzlings get to me

one more reason why you have to laugh, eh?

Sorry. But how *did* you find the only honourable 16 years old in the country's beyond me.

Then again mate, it's proof that there's hope for you yet... Elly's right, there can't be *that* many attractive, interesting and semi-naked 16yo girls who also happen to be honourable in Britain

least you kinda pulled

why is this a reason not to be you?
^. .^
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And can you list the other 452?

I think he feels stupid because he didn't pull fully...

452 reasons not to be UH...I dare say I could list a few why not to be me...dunno about that many

yeah where is the list?

i didnt pull *at all*. im just annoyed cos i could have done. but i didnt *quite* have the charm to pull it off. so to speak.

well I'm here to cheer you up

we're pinching bums else where would that help?

You let me prattle on and didn't tell me that? You little...aw...

*hugs*

think that's bad, he told me and I still yelled at him

Oh, I wouldn't have dared do taht

I'm not scared of him

Oh, it's not taht...

*whistles*

*desperately wants to drop this*

OKay, we'll drop it, I still dont' understand but I rarely understand things at the moment

That's okay...

*hugs*

So, having a good school day?

Yeah no classes this afternoon so I've signed out and come home

The joys of being a 6th year

Yeah...I never had enpough frees to do that...though once our only afternoon lesson was cancelled, so we went to teh cinema instead

well today is the only day I can sign out and not have to sign back in straight away...cinema would be good, except the local cinema is a derelict building that was closed years ago

Not much use.

tomorrow - despite a half day - I'm stuck in the library waiting for a meeting with the careers officer

That'll be fun for you- I'm at work again

but the added bonus is that my mate has a Ka...