h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I should really send off for my provisional

At least if I've got that my dad can take me out before the instructor does.

I don't wanna get my photo taken though

domestic problems outside. sympathy for me. here. capische?

Aw...I did give you a hug

well I'd give you a hug and tell you everything will be fine because you're not always going to be single and you're not as hideously unattractive as you make out but as virtual sympathy goes it probably wouldn't work:_/

well I'd give you a hug and tell you everything will be fine because you're not always going to be single and you're not as hideously unattractive as you make out but as virtual sympathy goes it probably wouldn't work

Yeesh, what a sook

I mean, chin up mate, you'll be in like Flynn next time, you're better for the experience, buck up old chap!

Maybe you should stop going after girls with boyfriends...that's a good starting point

Trust me mate, Em's on to something there

Am I?



although it's true, there always seem to be hundreds of single girls around (*waves*) but it's always the friends in relationships who are being chased by single blokes...

I think there's something wrong there.

*giggles*

For some of us it doesn't make a difference either way

well all I'm trying to say (and I'm gonna use a terrible metaphor - I think it's a metaphor...should have paid attention in English)is that there are plenty more fish in the sea and you should stop swimming into the ones who've already been hooked...semi naked or otherwise!

(Told you it was gonna be a bad one)

Pretty funny though

And yes, it's a metaphor

*laughs*

so you get what I'm on about then

*breathes a sigh of relief*

you dont understand! she was semi naked! and what breasts!

Oh, Tom..

What next?

-Pete

Tom...okay I'm gonna be blunt...


GROW UP!

she had a boyfriend

she didn't want to cheat

good on her for having morals!

breasts or no breasts she was taken

and therefore not in your league...

god men are pigs

Not all of em

*momentarily calms down*

Okay so Nick's the exception...

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I mean christ is all that you guys are looking for is a pair of tits you can grope every two minutes!!!!