This is a Journal entry by Uncle Heavy [sic]
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Started conversation Jul 8, 2001
Well, i was at the meet yesterday. i don't know if you remember the small legless guy in a red hawaiian shirt who had lame sideburns? if you do that was me. And I apologise unreservedly for whatever it was I did.
It was a great night out. Thanks go out to Abi, for being cool and talking to me. Also to ashley, who i've never met before, but was concerned and quite prepared to look after a staggering plonker. Lovely bloke.
Also to Joe aka Arnia, Frankie roberto, Yeliob (I think), and somebody whose name I forgot (please tell me it was you)(?), for being cool and talking to me. Also Lucinda, whose nails are, quite literally, lovely, and not at all gothic, the Thigites - especially sorry to you who had to put up with my beurblings all night.
And to Hopelessly Paranoid, who let me sleep in his house, in his bed no less, and to puke into his toilet. hurrah!
and to my stylist etc.
If you want t embarras me by telling me what I did, do so here. I think I poured my heart out to elly. Lets hope she can't remember what about. Painfully, I can...
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J'au-æmne Posted Jul 8, 2001
Don't worry, you weren't displaying many negative drink effects to me...
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Phil Posted Jul 8, 2001
I don't think I said hello yesterday, but I'll say it now. Hello.
It was a very good day wasn't it and I didn't see anyone suffering from too much drink. Then again I was a little (just a little mind you 
) tipsy.
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jul 8, 2001
thats good, cos i was bladdered. which one were you? did i speak to you?
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Phil Posted Jul 8, 2001
tall, short (very) hair, glasses, grey t-shirt. Name badge said Phil.
I don't think we spoke.
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Jul 9, 2001
*wonders if he should tell the whole story about UH's behaviour, decides not to *
Did everyone here get home all right then?
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jul 9, 2001
Were you still wearing your underwear when you got home? I know you were having a bit of a problem finding them at one point ... I just don't want you getting in trouble with your Mum ...
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jul 9, 2001
underwear? you ARE just making it up now...
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Jul 9, 2001
I think I found them around the leg of one of the barstools. Don't worry, he had them when he got on the train.
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Jul 9, 2001
That leaves only the traffic cone, suspenders and the police women's helmet to explain then....
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jul 10, 2001
ach! my sides! they are splitting!
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Jul 10, 2001
It's just too much fun. 
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Jul 10, 2001
Here, UH, take a 
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jul 12, 2001
i cant wait for the next, thats all im saying
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Abi Posted Jul 12, 2001
We are pretty keen to have another one prior to the Christmas one!
*looks wistfully at Peta*
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Jul 12, 2001
How about one a week
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Jul 12, 2001
Hell! why not make it perpetual party - people could come and go as they pleased. 
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Jul 12, 2001
Brilliant idea!
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- 1: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jul 8, 2001)
- 2: J'au-æmne (Jul 8, 2001)
- 3: Phil (Jul 8, 2001)
- 4: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jul 8, 2001)
- 5: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jul 8, 2001)
- 6: Phil (Jul 8, 2001)
- 7: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Jul 9, 2001)
- 8: Abi (Jul 9, 2001)
- 9: Shea the Sarcastic (Jul 9, 2001)
- 10: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jul 9, 2001)
- 11: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Jul 9, 2001)
- 12: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Jul 9, 2001)
- 13: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jul 10, 2001)
- 14: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Jul 10, 2001)
- 15: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Jul 10, 2001)
- 16: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jul 12, 2001)
- 17: Abi (Jul 12, 2001)
- 18: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Jul 12, 2001)
- 19: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Jul 12, 2001)
- 20: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Jul 12, 2001)
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