h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Here I am having had fever all day and wondering if life can get any worse... Although it can, that's for sure... The bright side for being sick is to be able to be online more... Although I shouldn't do that either, I'll just get sicker... But it's no use to worry about that now, having already spent here most of my day... Where is everyone? I could use a chat... Oh well, I can spend my time alone as well... I should try to cheer up...

Those were for me... Thanks, Alien, it really made me feel better... You're welcome...
*starts singing 'Always look on the bright side of life' as well as she can with her sore throat*

Aaawwwwww, poor wittle Awien..........

*Arranges full Vienna Boys Choir around Alien*

All together now - '1,2,3..Always look on the bright side of life'
Cthulhu fhtagn

LOL!!

You should've done that when I still was sick... I would've gotten well immediately and wouldn't now be all lost with maths & physics...

But how do you expect me to get offline now that you started yet another thread???

By the magic of space-time inversion thingamiejigs I'm just going through your journal trying to make you look popular

lol

You know, I really don't think you should go outside today, I think your flu could be getting worse...

You think so? *cough* You know, you might be right... It looks so cold and unviting out there too...

Certainly! Your friendly Doctor Cthulhu advises plenty of siiting in front of computer rest ( I'm sure I meant to say bedrest ) for at least the next couple of hours, when I'll have to leave anyway

If I stay here, would Doctor Cthulhu then help me undertand all the impossible stuff in all the schoolbooks that I've been missing in the past few days?

Why but of course!

First lesson - there's an 's' in the word "undertand" Oops, I mean "unsertand". That is, "unertadsn" I........hmmm. Some other subject perhaps English is too hard

lol
You mean like: undertands? Or sundertand?
Damn, where could we find out where the s comes...

Hmmm.... perhaps that could be a new guide entry "Where the s comes from". You're a scout, you should be able to get it through.... As for this Sundertand place, it sounds like somewhere I'd like to spend my vacations - it sounds almost middle-earthy

I'm not a scout... Just an ACE and Guru and that's quite enough, thank you...

Middle-Earthy Sundertand? Hmm... Now where did I put my map...

I think it's just too the right of Beleiriand (I think that's how you spell it - not easy without the book in front of me. Perhaps your map will enlighten me....)

Beleriand sounds more familiar to me - not that it would prove anything... Now it looks like the map is on my friend's wall and not here... Which actually makes sense because it's his map...

Sense? sense? What's this 'sense' thing you keep talking about....

Umm... I don't know... I've just heard other people use that word and I thought it went well with that sentence...

You may have a point - I ran through every other word in the English language and none of them fit. For example "Which would make Roger because..... I dallied with sandwhiches for a while - "Which would make sandwhiches because..." but that just didn't make se....oh dear.

Damn, now we have the mystery of the unusually appearing 'h'. I wonder if it came from Sundertand too......

You're right - there just aren't many words that go well with that sentece... But I don't think the sandwhiches-one was that bad... Actually it sounds very good to me... Hey, I know!! What if "sense" and "sandwhiches" are synonyms?! And I'm sure sandwhiches come from Sundertand... The people out there must be clever enough to come up with something like that...
But how do these sandwhiches look like then??