h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well after all, how can I write a play in Finnish if I can't speak the language...?

Bloody hell, ther's about 47000 newbies online at the moment......

And what is the use of a power if you can't use it against those who annoy you - and you haven't even discovered all the rest yet.....

The rest...? Umm... Your knowledge of my powers still is a bit worrying...

I'm beginning to think that worrying might be one of your special powers....
If you journey to the second tree on the left after the third hill on the right, you may find a clue as to some more of your powers......

Third hill on the right? *sees no hills nearby* That might be a long journey...

Well, what's the point of a short spiritual journey?

Nothing, I guess... Well, let's get going then... *looks at a map* Looks like the first hill is right - there... I can't see it from here but I guess we will when we get a little closer... Now if I could just do that flying-trick it all would be a lot easier...

Alas, my child, the way to true spiritual enlightenment is not easy....if, however, you do find out how to fly on the way, do you mind if I bum a ride?
*she looks at him derisively*
Okay, okay, let's get walking then.

Sooo... It should be this way... First through this swamp here...

Ah! A swamp! Beautiful, I feel right at home.....Do you think there will be many more of these? *looks hopefully at her*

I have no idea... I've never travelled here before...
Now the problem is how to get to the other side... Going around seems impossible...
*looks right and left and sees the swamp continue further than she can see in both directions*

She'll be right - just jump on my back and guide the way.

You'd carry me? Well I guess it might work... But guide the way? How do you expect me to do that? Oh well...

*jumps on his back and points*

It must be somewhere there...

Well why not? We have to end up somewhere, and if it's not the place we're looking for, it might be even better.
*wades into swamp, scarcely even bothering to look where she is pointing*

Hey, not that way! That's where we came from! I think...

Okay! You're the boss!
*takes a 90 degree turn to the right*
How about that then?

I guess that's more like it... Although every direction looks the same to me...

Well, what are you worried about then? And look - there's a hill in the middle of the swamp, we must be going way....

That would be the first hill then... I wonder where the second one is...

Probably after the first one, I imagine. Bloody back-seat drivers.......

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