h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That's more like it Though to be fair, I *did* tell you to navigate, I guess. Sorry

Hmh. So do you see the next hill?

You want me to go *there*? Okay, you're the boss......

I'm not the boss... You were the one that got us here - if you would've just told me about the rest of these powers of mine we wouldn't even be here... But yes, let's go *there*...

Now now, no need to get shirty, I'm going, I'm going.......
*As they approach the hill the sound of drums can be heard in the distance*

Did you hear that??

No, I only heard drums Do you recognise the cadence?

Nope, should I? What drums are they anyway?? Let's get closer...

I don't think so, but they're getting louder. I wish one of your powers was instant beat recognition......

Looks like it isn't... Did you say 'let's not get closer'? Why not?

I don't recall saying that......but, who beats drums anymore? Not even drummers do, they've got machines to do that now. And in the middle of a swamp.....

Whatever it is it must be interesting...

Well we're at the hill now.
*peers around a clump of handily placed trees*
What's that?

*stares amazed*

No... It can't be...

I think it might be......but it's hard for me to tell from behind these shrubs. Could you describe it to me?

It's a tribe of ewoks! They're having a party!!

*groan* I should have known....On to the next hill......

Which can't be seen anywhere...

Well, we came from that way *waves feeler in general direction of ingress* so I reckon we probably go the opposite way. But it's your spiritual quest, I don't want to pressure you *starts walking in opposite direction to the one they came from*