h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Captains Log? Too corny...

Anyway, a clean start and a whole new way of writing entries with poor grammar.

How long has it been... A good couple of... somethings...

I dunno, but I mean since h2g2 has been down, I've lost my job, got a social life (all h2g2's fault for going off for so ling) plus Eomando and Paul Prefect have gotten engaged to be married (what else?) Congratulations btw! The H-Team cortegé is still available... We only need two things:
1. A location (Preferably the real one)
2. New tyres... We like to go in stlye... and grip...
(supplemental: It's best if E doesn't go in my car, she has a habit of making it not work...)

So, let's see what the future brings...

Oi! what do you mean i make your car not work??? just because the only time i'm in your car it happens not to want to start...doesn't mean it was all my fault...does it...?

I also blame you for not being able to wind down my window either...

if i'd known you would blame me for all this i'd have offered to drive myself..

I hope that in your little dissensions you don't forget that you're both quite lucky to live Englandly enough to meet in real.
What about me? An old friend from the south, forgotten and miserable... Maybe it's because I'm complaining too often?

Yes... Herefordshire and Durham are right next to each other...

Whereas Durham is almost as far from Paris that Herefordshire.

Never mind, I'll do my own meeting with myself.