h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

" It all went off the rails a bit at post 110, I think, and that was nothing to do with you." But then there was post 118 to consider. Hmmm.

"waiting to see who first figures-out what the name change means..." Of course, googling the new name brings up a ton (or even a tonne) of stuff, among it all, "The story of Cuthbert Caradog Jones and his futile attempts to get rid of Her Fflic, his least favourite teacher, who lives in the same street as him, for 9-12 year old children. 15 black-and-white illustrations." to name but one. Certainly a lot to do with Wales, lecture series, etc. Perhaps all a bit too dense for someone as dense as me to figure out on the spur of the moment.

He's a long-lost relative of Bertie Ollocks....

Possibly also related to Rindercella?

Bertie Ollocks...

Ah.

I've picked up a bit of Spanish since I've been living in south central Texas.

Let's see how long it is before it gets banned.

Can't imagine they'd do that. Wasn't Caradog a great grandson of Cliffort Oliver Jones? Anyway, Gosho gets the prize. By the way, what was the prize anyway?

A ringside seat at the operation on my backside.

A crying shame that I'll need to defer to the winner on that one. Gosho's just one lucky bloke is all I can say.

Fraid I'll have to pass up on that one - I've just used up all my paid holiday for this year.

Damn, damn, damn.

You disappoint me, terribly.

My parents used to tell me that all the time. Made me the man I am today.

Oh god, I'm so inadequate.

There is no greater burden than a high potential.

I was doing so well too with the esteem pills my UK doctor used to prescribe, but since I've been here in the US I can no longer afford them.

Y'know, that was meant to be a joke but I think there actually are pills to boost your esteem here - I'm sure I've seen something like that advertised on TV. And I'm not talking about happy pills like Prozac.

Viagra maybe?