h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

speaking of alleys, i wonder how the wedding went... that would be abbeys

Don't know. But mari-rae & Kes' was wonderful!!
I spoke with them both after the tying of the knot.

and before the untying of the legs

Linus! I, Well, you, I...I give up.

Does that mean i win...or that you submit

yes.

Oh goody, i get to choose

Did you notice the sun was out in Mari's photos. Very suspicious

*Delurks*

We do so get sunshine here in the UK (just not as much as you do in Oz)! John even got himself sun burned three weeks ago and his skin is still coming off in large chunks!

What do you think of Mari's cottage then chaps?

I think it sucks! She's too far away! So BITE ME.
You're all too far away. Er, wait, maybe it's ME who's
too far off<?>
Naw...it's all of you!

you're close to everyone compared to me

Mind you, probably a good thing you can't actually throw things that would hit me irl

Oh I dono...I've got quiet a pitcher's arm on me.
Pitchers of margaritas, pitchers of martinis...*is pelted with virtually everything not naild down...*

*catches the alcohol and avoids everything else*

Lets see if you can throw some olives in the martinis

G-nite Linus. I mean G-morning Linus.

that was quick, or did i miss something

Yes. Yes, you did.

Damn, I hate it when that happens

G-nite Linus. I mean, G-morning!

Not again I knew this was the wrong week to give up speed

Awwww it's not a good idea to drive fast anyway.

Ya' know Linus, all these years we've known eachother and you've never sent me a singl E-mail.
Maybe you didn't know...but I have a wall of fame.
All pictures or even once in awhile I post E-mails...truth be told, I usually post the E's in the washrooms so it give people something to read whilst their in there blow drying their hair or whatever they'er in there doing.

I can always remove your addy, if you didn't want anyone to know your moniker or sumthin'. And I ALWAYS delete an E-mail addy unless I'm told/asked to put it on my 'safe list'.

But ...if you'd rather not be on the wall of fame......
what's a tart ta' do<?> ...*whispers...*I'd never just post a bit of a thread...that just wouldn't be cricket.

Lemonade & Jack Daniels?