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Bumblebee Posted Nov 8, 1999
*mumbles "shhh, not in front of all these people, behave yourself."*
Hello Sid, there you are, how's the ankel?
-B-
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Nov 8, 1999
Bumble!!!!
If I say it still hurts, will you give me lots of sympathy?
Owww, ahhhh, ouch....
*points at leg in with a puppy dog face*
.........Sid.....
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The Grim Squeaker Posted Nov 8, 1999
*wanders up to Sid and looks at ankle in concerned manner....*
*takes another chunk out of it* 
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Nov 8, 1999
*Passes by, casual sort of way* Hey Sid. Been out golf, have ya? *Looks menaingly upon Sids wasted ancle* The club hit your leg, eh? I hate it when that happens. Get well s(p)oon...
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Researcher 99947 Posted Nov 8, 1999
Hmm... has nobody brought you any brownies yet, Grimmy?
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Lil' Arty Farty Marty Posted Nov 8, 1999
*enters the room, farts, speaks...*
Just checking up on current affairs
*...leaves*
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Bumblebee Posted Nov 8, 1999
Perfect timeing, I just had to come back right now!
*pinches nose with fingers* What have you been eating, Marty?
I have been cut off from the world for 5 hours because a tele-cable got amputated by some morons from Telenor!
No e-mail, no h2g2, no nothing!
Some people should never be aloud near a buldozer!
And now its time to go home.
-B-
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Al Bundy Posted Nov 8, 1999
This is one of the busiest forums, what it all about?
(if you don't mind me asking)
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 8, 1999
It's about the Grim Squeaker - don't upset him, or he'll kill you with his scythe, and seeing his eyes is a fate worse than death!
But I think he's definately the coolest H2G2 character.
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Al Bundy Posted Nov 8, 1999
What, the TP Grim Squeaker?
He's only trouble if your a RAT!!
Any rats about here!!
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 8, 1999
Look, he's got extra powers than your average Death of Rats - so be careful, whatever you do, DON'T OFFEND HIM!!
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 8, 1999
That's not true! I'm sure he's just as deadly (deathly? deathy?) to anything else that squeaks, including rusty hinges, dog toys, mice, guinea pigs,little puppies, baby pigs, some people's mothers, and the wheel that gets the grease.
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Nov 8, 1999
But he's only a little mouse with no skin..
I can't wait to meet the little chap!
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Nov 8, 1999
Do you know something I don't??
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AEndr, The Mad Hatter Posted Nov 8, 1999
the swords are stored in cloth in a chest, not on the walls, as they are dangerous items.
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