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ReapeR (Weevium Mortus Eradicus) Posted Nov 6, 1999
Hey are you suggesting that I feed on the souls of humans. That's desgusting, I know where they've been! Actualy we don't have to eat, it's just a hobby we have, so there.
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AEndr, The Mad Hatter Posted Nov 6, 1999
Well, diamonds have always been a girls best friend. and I don't think chain mail would quite be up to it, so suits of diamonds it will have to be.
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Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor Posted Nov 6, 1999
Jim and Bob? That's really weird. We've never done that exactly, but we do call this one guy Bob for absolutely no reason at all, and last year a couple of us started calling another guy Jimmy to annoy him. It got pretty funny at one point; he went to pick up I forget what, and told the person behind the counter his name, and then a couple of us who were behind him said, "No, his name's Jimmy," which he of course denied but we kept insisting on. The counter person got so confused after a few rounds of this that she decided she needed to see his ID.
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Menza Posted Nov 7, 1999
Do you have the odd billion pounds knocking about that I could borrow? 
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AEndr, The Mad Hatter Posted Nov 7, 1999
which you are welcome to borrow, providing you are 5 foot 5 and of medium build
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Menza Posted Nov 7, 1999
Damn, 6 foot 1 and skinny.
And why have you got a suit of armour?
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Nov 7, 1999
For protection, silly!!!!
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AEndr, The Mad Hatter Posted Nov 7, 1999
Actually, it is not for the Girl Guides.
It doesn't even fit me - I'm only 4'11.5"
Anyway, it is just standing in the hall at home & is mine because i inherited it. Like the swords and the cat and the grandfather clock.
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AEndr, The Mad Hatter Posted Nov 7, 1999
well, some of them ain't swords
3 dirks
2 foils
1 epee
2 short swords
1 clan sword
2 kirken daggers
1 poinard
1 chain mail needle (ie stick it through chain mail to kill the wearer)
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Nov 7, 1999
Think of the holes in the wall you would have to make to hang that little lot up!!
I have 12 knifes with matching forks!!!!
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Menza Posted Nov 7, 1999
Never invite me round your place, I'll be like a kid in a chocolate shop. You'd loose sections of wall paper.
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